There is a moment early on in A Serious Man when the Coen brothers appear on the verge of a career revelation. The Man Behind The Desk is generally well-integrated enough into their works that his omnipresence is never as distracting or arbitrary as, say, Hitchcock's cameos, yet in the 25 years they've been putting him to use they have barely even attempted to comment on his existence. His status as a buffoonish stand-in for all the things in the world that might be stopping them, you, everyone, from achieving greatness is declared and then left to sit, as if the acknowledgement alone is enough. But, for a brief whisper of a second, A Serious Man seems ready to give us the punchline to a joke that's been a quarter of a century in the making.
The film is already a culmination of his place within their work, finally stretching him to his grotesque, logical conclusion by making the entire movie be about men sitting behind desks. Without counting, I would guess that something close to 75% of the scenes in the film involve someone sitting behind something that either is a desk or resembles one, from the opening scene of protagonist Larry Gopnick's son, Danny, listening to Jefferson Airplane during Hebrew class, to the second-to-last scene, with Larry himself behind a desk receiving still more bad news. And it's this aspect that is, for the Coens, a first. Never before (at least, to my recollection) has the main character of one of their movies sat behind the desk.
The first time we see Larry behind his desk is the very moment I alluded to. A foreign-exchange student from Korea has come to dispute his failing grade in Gopnick's physics class. In a film situated in the very specific world of Minnesotan Jewish suburbanites, this part offers an opportunity to counter-point the tense, suspicious relationship Larry has with his "goy" neighbor, and expose Larry's aloofness as its own form of American xenophobia. In this way, it could acknowledge the Coens' own position as Men Behind The Desk, and then evaluate our own complicity in laughing at (almost never with) the fuzzy, unreal archetypes the Coens place in front of us. But the movie never goes there. Quickly regaining the usual Coen detachment, the scene ends with an envelope of money on Gopnick's desk that will, eventually, have a 99% chance of being an attempted bribe (it's never explicitly stated, but no other explanation for the money's existence is ever introduced). And, in the meantime, we'll be asked to laugh at him and his occasionally difficult to decipher accent.
From here on out the movie loses ground rather quickly, introducing more of the caricatures who speak in typical, carefully observed Coen speech patterns, yet never say anything believably human. They exist only as narcissistic impediments to Gopnick's desire for a simple, uncomplicated life. Before I get too far along with this, I should add that I don't necessarily have anything against the idea of outlandishly cartoon characters for the purposes of satire. What I object to is such a selective use of caricature. Gopnick and, at least within his social circle, his son, Danny, are mostly free of judgement by the filmmakers. The lone exception comes late in the film, when Richard Kind, as Larry's brother Arthur, is finally granted a scene of humanity. It's an unexpected scene, as Kind sobs and spits and wonders at his place in the world and, for once, the Coens roll with this emotional moment. Too little in the context of the whole, of course, but taken on its own this scene is a mini-revelation of pathos sans irony for the emotionally discomfited brothers Coen. But after it's over it only highlights the fact that Arthur, not Larry, should be the main character of the film.
I am being particularly hard on this movie -- a movie I do not even actively dislike (there are a few moments of interest, mostly dealing with faith and tradition and the confusion that comes with ritualism that has lost its connection to meaning) -- but in a way the watching of this was like a ritual slaughter of nearly the last remaining sacred cows of my infant cinephilia. Fargo was one of my favorite movies as soon as I watched it. The Big Lebowski I have seen probably a dozen times (though none of them lately). Miller's Crossing was, at one point, the movie I loved so much I even made my grandparents watch it. A time ago Kubrick appealed greatly to my adolescent misanthropy, but by my mid-twenties his frigidity and hatred tarnished my appreciation. Now I suspect that his more playful Minnesota children will follow the same fate. True Grit, despite its problems, shows promise. Here's hoping they can tie that movie's empathy to something a little less fleeting.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Project!
I am working on a group of essays on 25 of my favorite movies. It's likely to be a year-long process, as I've been planning it since before the New Year and I haven't even been able to post the first one yet. School work is a necessary distraction, but much of my other free time is spent on things that are not quite as compulsory.
So, while I work on hammering those out, I am planning to try to write about every movie I watch in the meantime. I'll post each one as a small capsule review, using as many or as few words as I feel necessary to get across my feelings. They won't be very polished, as I don't have so much free time I can keep editing and re-editing them. They're rough-y first drafts, designed mostly to keep me writing and thinking about writing about film.
So, while I work on hammering those out, I am planning to try to write about every movie I watch in the meantime. I'll post each one as a small capsule review, using as many or as few words as I feel necessary to get across my feelings. They won't be very polished, as I don't have so much free time I can keep editing and re-editing them. They're rough-y first drafts, designed mostly to keep me writing and thinking about writing about film.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Top, Bottom & Everything In Between 2010
Got kinda lazy writing about the stuff I didn't like, but I'd already started so I didn't exactly stop. Uh, guess 2010 was also The Year I Enjoyed Writing About Stuff I DID Like More Than Stuff I DIDN'T.
Top Movies I Liked In Theatre 2010:
01. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Inexplicably euphoric. A disaster of badly written, and occasionally offensive, jokes wedged between moments of grin-inducing goodness and with, in my opinion, Edgar Wright's wittiest and most clever visual dynamism so far. A movie that both makes me want to make movies and drives my neuroses to the absolute brink with the realization that I could never make a movie this good-looking and beautifully edited. I could watch an entire movie of these briskly flowing match cut jokes. Rented the Blu-Ray the day it came out, watched it, later watched the commentary with Wright and Bill Pope (only one of two commentaries I watched all year), then watched the whole movie again the next day. While it still suffers in the end in redeeming Scott Pilgrim too far, it does manage to say quite a bit about the silliness of dating and creepy, recessively adolescent tendencies of the modern 20-something nerd. The fight scenes work better conceptually than physically (as a metaphor for male possessiveness and insecurity w/r/t girls' ex-boyfriends) and the movie's first fight scene actually halts what was an almost-perfect (well, maybe almost-amazing) comedy dead in its tracks -- an awkward dead end from which it never completely recovers. But despite this, and many future stumbles (mostly during the fights, which range from, at best, sorta-funny to mostly not-at-all funny), Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is a movie I wouldn't mind watching right now and then again tomorrow and probably again the next day, so densely packed is it with clever ideas and just plain gorgeous shots (it helps, too, that in the spirit of comic book paneling, Wright almost never repeats shots, resulting in something like 2500 camera set-ups in just under 2 hours).
02. Jackass 3D
There's something weirdly comforting about Jackass movies. It's just the right amount of prurient interest, plausible camaraderie and distillation of both narrative and stunt work into a kind of essence. Each sequence consists of three parts that function something like a narrative, yet with no fat: first the set-up, when they explain what's going to happen and give it an arbitrary name that is usually a totally non-clever, borderline literal explanation of the act itself (this somehow makes it funnier than if they did try to use puns or other wordplay); the part right before it happens, which is the real meat of the movie -- two movies + a TV show have given them plenty of experience with stretching the expectation of the event to the breaking point without feeling like phony, manufactured drama ala reality TV elimination processes; and then the actual event itself, which serves as both a gratifying release from part 2's suspense and as a hideous (and hilarious) punchline to the preceding events. Somehow it is almost always worse than what you expected. Only the few sequences of attempting to prank real-life people keep the movie from being even better, as they are all mostly atrocious and no amount of good will created by the previous hilarity can keep the laughs coming. I'm honestly surprised they survived the focus group process, as the whole theatre went from eye-watering belly laughs to near-crickets chirping at each one.
03. Cremaster 3
I walked in anticipating hating this. I'd seen Cremaster 1 & 2 earlier in the week and was only intermittently impressed, as 1 lacked the euphoria I would expect from an artsy ode to Busby Berkeley and 2 seemed like exactly the kind of endless, obtuse, indulgently symbolic and artsy nonsense that I'd imagined when I heard the words "avant-garde" and "cinema" together. Fortunately for me, Matthew Barney took the lessons learned from 2, got a big enough budget to afford a pristine HD digital camera, and set to work crafting some seriously beautiful and absurd images. It was like suddenly everything I'd disliked about 1 and 2 made more sense as a way of working through ideas to get to this culmination. The archly comic seriousness of American ritualism and backroom dealings as it relates to building a monument to the myth of capitalism struck an unexpected chord with me, even despite the aforementioned jabbering ladies in the audience. The second chunk was less successful, though I admit a lot of this could be lack of concentration due to distraction after The Event. Regardless, it felt like a semi-turning point in my movie-watching life. Like, hey guys, you were right and I was wrong -- maybe art is pretty cool after all.
04. Taboo
The first Nagisa Oshima film I've seen and it was something it took me quite a while to get a handle on. Right away I noticed the rather clever visual commentary on war and war training, as most of the film focuses on men practicing fencing with wooden kendo sticks and the camera follows the action with a detached, dispassionate steadiness, but as soon as the same men are thrown into a situation with actual swords and two guys trying to kill each other, the camera becomes a handheld, stumbling chaotic member of the fray. Like Full Metal Jacket, it suggests that no amount of training can prepare someone for the reality of war (though unlike FMJ, it only takes a couple of scenes to do so). The rest only came to me in pieces, later, and I still don't know if I made complete sense of the thing. I thought I was gonna watch a movie about gay samurais, but it felt more like a treatise on sex as a reflection of patriarchal possessiveness (sorta like Scott Pilgrim, but less sympathetic and more explicit) and status. Of the way hierarchies inspire power worship and the abuse of innocents for power grabbing. I never know how or where to rank movies that I walk out of feeling confused, but end up liking more as I think about them. Suffice to say it was enough to bump Oshima's early work up to the near top of my queue and I intend him to be the first director I investigate this new year.
05. (The Complete) Metropolis
This is a movie I feel like I have more problems with than nice things to say about, yet the awe that is inspired when I think about some of those great, monolithic sets compels me to say that it is a movie I appreciate, albeit with some major caveats. Firstly, let me just say that I think the film's soft, expressionistic lighting and sexual ambiguity was co-opted and then made much more potent by Howard Hawks in Scarface. I'll have more to write on that subject when it comes time for me to write my big, ambitious top 25-ish movie thing for the new year. Anyway, there's something very hypocritical and sanctimonious about Metropolis. The film begins by showing Froeder reveling in an Eden-like sanctuary of fruit trees and barely clothed women, gazing without much compunction at the scandalously visible nipples and curves of women vying for a chance in the hero's bed, only to later villify the wild seductress robot counterpart to the main heroine's chaste, virtuous school teacher. A million lascivious, prying eyes (an admittedly amazing sequence) don't do enough to gender balance the idea that in her eventual fate she gets not just what she deserves, but what she wants, as only the deathly fire seems to satiate her sexual lust. Awkward. Still just as awkward is the eventual ending, with Froeder serving as the metaphorical Heart that connects the Hands (the underground laborers who make Metropolis possible) and the Head (the cultivated, intellectual upper class who live in the lavish penthouses and Eden-like gardens) in peaceful harmony. It all seems weirdly patronizing and not at all in the supposedly socialist spirit of what they're getting at, as it still clearly divides the classes into people who are the Brain and people who are decidedly Not The Brain.
06. Resident Evil: Afterlife
This one is pure confectioners' sugar -- a sticky slow motion gun blasting bit of Wachowski-inspired cotton candy. Along with Jackass 3D, the only 3D movie I saw that felt as though it used 3D for its intended purpose. I am likely never going to buy that 3D is not a gimmick; that seeing something in 3D will somehow enhance the experience of watching a movie from a thematic or emotionally engrossing angle. It can be pretty, and goofy, and fun, and dizzying and will thus serve its purpose well for summer entertainments of this variety, but unless the technology grows by leaps and bounds very very quickly, it will continue to be something that enhances my distance from the piece I'm observing rather than its purported use of drawing me in further. But back to Resident Evil. Paul W.S. Anderson appears to have a pretty huge problem with a movie's mid-section. As in the first RE (and the only other one he personally directed), it opens with a fantastic and sustained bit of action filmmaking before spinning its wheels for several large intervals in the center only to whip out the figurative and literal big guns for the finale. The good outweighs the bad, the exciting outweighs the dull and the Matrix-y fights, while perhaps too close to their inspiration, are the first ones I've seen that expand on what worked about that movie 11 years ago, while cutting out all the stuff that didn't (like bullet-time -- seriously, it's really boring I don't know why it was a big deal other than nobody thought to do it before)
07. Despicable Me
To be honest I don't even quite remember what I liked about this movie (and for those who follow my numerical rankings, it just barely qualifies as a positive score with a 5.0), but here it is sitting at #7 on my list out of 40 movies seen in the theatre in year 2010. I guess there was something charmingly anarchic about the Looney Tunes-esque one-upmanship of the characters, as well as the kind of needless but a little bit sweet commentary on overbearing parents and childhood feelings of inadequacy and the desire for validation. It's certainly nothing new or unique, but in a year that saw me straining to eek whatever enjoyment I could out of most features, I did find myself almost never bored and certainly having to strain less than most.
Bottom 10 Theatre 2010:
10. The American
A waste of talent, as Clooney is clearly trying his serious best for a bid at Acting Recognition and continues to wear the hell out of a suit at all times, not to mention the three action scenes spaced out between a lot of fluffy sobriety are all legitimately exciting, proving that Corbijn could've made a pretty sweet action movie if he hadn't been all caught up in straight-faced art with a capital A. In crafting an ode to Melville Corbijn appears not to have noticed that, whatever its qualities, Le Samourai is a pretty damn silly movie and not at all without a sense of humorous detachment from its subjects. Nor would Antonioni ever trifle with as silly a metaphor as that butterfly shit.
09. The Expendables
Ugly, ugly, ugly. I didn't buy the revamped Rambo as anything but exploitation masquerading as anti-war sentiment and neither do I buy this as any kind of fun, go-get-em return to the heyday of '80s/'90s action. Only Terry Crews' big gun scene has any of the weird chutzpah mingled with self-aware winking that I kinda hoped the whole movie would be. The rest is just a weird series of people throwing, shooting, or otherwise attacking shit and then cutting to a guy who has popped out of nowhere for the sole purpose of dying. The movie has no idea how to film an environment and make it feel as if people are actually existing in it and moving through it. And even the worst '80s/'90s actioners at least let the audience know what was happening during the scenes, as this combines the worst of that era's careless body counts and awkward politics with this era's hideous editing and handheld camera.
08. Inception
Nearly everything about this movie irked me. From almost the first shot I felt as though the editing was going just a shade too quickly, as each shot seemed to cut at a rhythm that felt forced and unnatural -- just, weird and unpleasant. I was constantly distracted. Then people kept talking, basically forever. Explaining every aspect of every piece of every plot thread and seam to make sure even someone spending half the movie texting his girlfriend could still follow the action. Also, I didn't get what the big deal was with the rotating gravity hallway fight. Like every Nolan fight scene ever it was splotchy and borderline incomprehensible and hey I'm not gonna lie, I like the ending of The Transporter 2 with its spinning airplane cabin fight about a million times better. The snow bit, which everyone else seems to hate, was the only part that finally had my attention and made me wish the whole movie could be more video game-y and exploit having all 3 levels of dream world going on at once and each influencing the other. That's a good idea, but by the time it gets to that the whole heist is basically over and we get stuck with more boring Leo + wife drama.
07. Cremaster 2
Nearly kept me from even seeing Cremaster 3 (and did, at least sort of, cause me to skip 4 and 5). Everything that is good about 3 is sorta terrible about 2. It feels exactly as ponderous and artsy and wanting to look more beautiful than it actually ends up being as I feared the Cremaster cycle would be 7 years ago when it last played as a whole in Portland and was why I skipped the hell out of it then. Repetition that feels mostly for its own sake, as well as a looooooong and sloooooooow movement of ideas and events that is also mostly showyness rather than an attempt to entice contemplation.
06. Fred
I feel sorta bad putting this one in here, as it is a low budget short film that's the pet project of one of the claymation animators who worked on Coraline (pretty good movie). But I've had to suffer through it twice, as it was playing for a while at Portland's Living Room Theaters before their features, and suffer I did. I originally had it lower on the list, but I don't know that it's actively offensive like most of the lower categories -- just inept and dull and kinda depressing (titles before the film declare it a ten year labor of love, which just makes me feel bad -- like a jerk for hating it so much, but also just a weird and uncomfortable feeling of pity for the creators that they spent ten years making something so terrible (which I know is condescending and then I feel bad about that)).
05. Never Let Me Go
Do I remember this well enough to hate it (or, at least, intensely dislike it)? I remember spending the entire movie waiting to feel anything but apathy bordering on self-righteous indignation. I remember thinking they wasted three exceptionally capable actors on nonsense about our status as clockwork oranges in a horrible, cannibalistic society. Like Romanek set out to make the most boring version of The Island possible. Both movies are ideologically cringe-inducing, but at least one of them knows the best way to make people ignore squicky political views is with crazy car chases and beautiful, clean interior design -- not somber English countrysides and voice over narration.
04. Centurion
Previous to seeing this, it likely would've been Jonah Hex occupying this spot as the film that most felt like watching nothing, but Centurion heftily trumps that film, which at least had the weird part where he talked to his dead brother. This film is like a black hole of cinema, a place where you can go to watch and feel an endless void staring back at you. It is as if Neil Marshall hit a high point with The Descent and, like a roller coaster, decided now was the time to take a plunge back into awfulness with as much speed and force as possible. It makes me doubt even that film's qualities that the same person thought this scattershot hodge-podge of every sword & sandals cliche that never amounts to any feeling of viscera or pathos would ever be worth the time of a paying public. Not to mention, by far the worst offender of the teal & orange color scheme all year.
03. Dinner for Schmucks
The ultimate having cake and eating it comedy, as the titular sequence alternates asking us to laugh at the aforementioned schmucks before switching roles to feel sympathy for them and laugh scornfully at the dickhead rich people who have them over, it's The 40-Year-Old Virgin for eccentrics but without any of that movie's occasional insights into male stunted adolescence. Also, I do not get Zach Galifinakis' appeal at all. A waste of all the other more-talented cast members.
02. Piranha 3D
By far the ickiest and most depraved of all the movies I saw this year -- it feels almost like a cultural landmark that something this mercilessly cruel and hideous could be so highly praised by the collective critical body. Aside from Jerry O'Connell as the only person trying to turn all this macabre meanness into something that resembles an actual comedy, there is literally no reason to recommend this to anyone. It is hateful and, for a French director, embodies all the worst aspects of American horror puritanism and misogyny, alternately revelling in the flesh of nubile female bodies before eviscerating them in increasingly unnecessary ways. I now have a relative approximation of what it would look like to see a woman get her hair caught in an onboard motor and have that motor rip her scalp and the top of her face off. There was absolutely no reason at all ever to have this. Exhaustively depressing.
01. Enter the Void
Alternately depressing and aggravating, Gaspar Noe's treatise on the tragedy of wasted youth, love for your sister's and/or mother's supple mammaries and, of course, how awesome Kubrick's 2001 was. Abandoning actual mise-en-scene for 3 gimmick camera angles (POV, bird's-eye and a weird shot looking at the back of a head, forcing the audience to look around the head at the periphery of the image to make sense of the situation), he forgets that removing, or tightening to the point of breaking, one aspect of filmmaking gives increased importance to all the other parts. Unfortunately, mise-en-scene is not the only thing he abandons, as all the actors speak in halting monotones and utter pseudo-profound banalities contrived to sound, at least by Noe's estimation, like actual humans talking. So we have no characters, no dialogue, no acting and no composition -- only a film that feels like a prank. If it is a prank, well, congrats I guess? You got a seriously large amount of people to believe your movie is not a horrible piece of shit. Kudos? I don't know, this is the kind of movie that made me realize I can still get uncontrollably angry watching movies. So there's that.
Top 10 1st Time Viewings 2010:
01. Earrings of Madame de...
02. Stagecoach
03. 42nd Street
04. Man of the West
06. Gold Diggers of 1933
07. Snake Eyes
08. Osaka Elegy
09. The Tall T
10. The Naked Spur
Bottom 10 1st Time Viewings 2010:
10. Centurion
09. Youth in Revolt
08. The Twilight Saga: New Moon
07. Six-String Samurai
06. Suspect Zero
05. Dinner for Schmucks
04. 2012: Doomsday
03. Piranha 3D
02. Punisher: War Zone
01. Enter the Void
(At Reuben's Request) All Movies Of 2010 Ranked (more or less) In Order Of Preference:
*Note: I didn't exactly follow my numerical rankings, as numerical rankings are kind of a bullshit completely inexact science and for many I just went with my gut about how I think I feel about the movie right now.
Movies I Liked (or, at least, remember liking at the time):
Spider-Man 2
Munich
Earrings of Madame de...
Touch of Evil
Ugetsu
Torque
Rebel Without a Cause
The General
Stagecoach
42nd Street
The 400 Blows
Scarface
Street of Shame
Carrie
Man of the West
Singin' in the Rain
Gold Diggers of 1933
Snake Eyes
Hi, Mom
Osaka Elegy
The Tall T
The Naked Spur
The Beyond
Bend of the River
Cowards Bend the Knee
El Dorado
Blow Out
The Furies
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Dames
Day of the Outlaw
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Drums Along the Mohawk
Jackass 3D
The Island
On Dangerous Ground
Sisters of the Gion
Doppelganger
Saturday Night Fever
La Ronde
Twilight
Crank
Cremaster 3
The Red Balloon
Citizen Kane
Footlight Parade
Taboo
Blood Simple
What's Your Raashee?
Duel
Coraline
Pump Up the Volume
Spider-Man
Mission To Mars
Winchester '73
Joint Security Area
Sisters
The Lords of Dogtown
Patriotism
Jurassic Park
In a Lonely Place
Decision at Sundown
The Birds
A Serious Man
Paradise Now
Seven Men From Now
Empire of the Sun
The Lady From Shanghai
Metropolis
Le Plaisir
The Gold Rush (w/ Narration)
Gold Diggers of 1935
The Guard from Underground
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bigger Than Life
RocknRolla
Trouble the Water
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Thirteen
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
The Weather Man
Anjaana Anjaani
Crank 2: High Voltage
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Hold You Tight
Ponyo
The Heart of the World
Charisma
Macao
Mad Max
Fiddler on the Roof
Border Incident
The Fury
The Bachelor & The Bobby-Soxer
Transformers
I Shot Jesse James
Role Models
Despicable Me
Movies I Had More Problems Than Not With, But Still Liked Certain Aspects Of:
Reign of Fire
Spider-Man 3
Mississippi Mermaid
An American Tail
Where the Wild Things Are
Gamer
I Can Do Bad All by Myself
Dirty Harry
Toy Story 3
Women of the Night
Election
Wallace & Gromit in 'A Matter of Loaf and Death'
Takers
Resident Evil
They Live by Night
The Quick and the Dead
The Kid
The Fugitive
True Grit (2010)
High Noon
Sansho the Bailiff
District B13: Ultimatum
Murder a la Mod
A Woman, A Gun and a Noodle Shop
Bad Boys II
Repo Man
The Aviator
Aguirre, The Wrath of God
Chungking Express
Mary and Max
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
North by Northwest
W.
Act Da Fool
The Fall of the Roman Empire
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
The Alley Cats
There Will Be Blood
Women Without Men
Notebook on Cities and Clothes
The Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
From Paris With Love
Flow: For Love of Water
The Stranger
Easy A
The Best Of The Worst:
Step Up 3D
Confessions of a Shopaholic
To Live and Die in L.A.
Synecdoche, New York
Clash of the Titans
The Baron of Arizona
Life During Wartime
Danger: Diabolik
Cremaster 1
The Social Network
The Town
Bottle Rocket (Short)
The Road
Date Night
Sherlock Holmes
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans
The Dentist
Friday Night Lights
Star Trek
Around a Small Mountain
Wall Street
You're Never Too Young
The Punisher
The Loveless
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Hard Times
Killers
Jonah Hex
Eleven Minutes
Bandidas
State of Play
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Spies Like Us
Unstoppable
Four Brothers
Monsters, Inc.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Paranormal Activity 2
Catfish
The American
The Expendables
Inception
Surrogates
Zombieland
Everything Else:
True Grit (1969)
Cremaster 2
The Counterfeiters
Brick
Crossroads
Broken Arrow
Rosewood (2009)
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Book of Eli
Heartless
Eagle Eye
The Girl Who Played with Fire
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
An Unfinished Life
The Proposal
Never Let Me Go
Tron
Romancing The Stone
Donnie Darko
The Return of Frank James
Vampires Suck
Obsessed
The Dentist 2
Fred
The Rat King
Funny People
Gladiator
Centurion
Youth in Revolt
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Six-String Samurai
Suspect Zero
The Enforcer
The Delta Force
Dinner for Schmucks
2012: Doomsday
Punisher: War Zone
Piranha 3D
Enter the Void
Here's hoping for a more successful run (especially at the theatre) in 2011!
Top Movies I Liked In Theatre 2010:
01. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Inexplicably euphoric. A disaster of badly written, and occasionally offensive, jokes wedged between moments of grin-inducing goodness and with, in my opinion, Edgar Wright's wittiest and most clever visual dynamism so far. A movie that both makes me want to make movies and drives my neuroses to the absolute brink with the realization that I could never make a movie this good-looking and beautifully edited. I could watch an entire movie of these briskly flowing match cut jokes. Rented the Blu-Ray the day it came out, watched it, later watched the commentary with Wright and Bill Pope (only one of two commentaries I watched all year), then watched the whole movie again the next day. While it still suffers in the end in redeeming Scott Pilgrim too far, it does manage to say quite a bit about the silliness of dating and creepy, recessively adolescent tendencies of the modern 20-something nerd. The fight scenes work better conceptually than physically (as a metaphor for male possessiveness and insecurity w/r/t girls' ex-boyfriends) and the movie's first fight scene actually halts what was an almost-perfect (well, maybe almost-amazing) comedy dead in its tracks -- an awkward dead end from which it never completely recovers. But despite this, and many future stumbles (mostly during the fights, which range from, at best, sorta-funny to mostly not-at-all funny), Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is a movie I wouldn't mind watching right now and then again tomorrow and probably again the next day, so densely packed is it with clever ideas and just plain gorgeous shots (it helps, too, that in the spirit of comic book paneling, Wright almost never repeats shots, resulting in something like 2500 camera set-ups in just under 2 hours).
02. Jackass 3D
There's something weirdly comforting about Jackass movies. It's just the right amount of prurient interest, plausible camaraderie and distillation of both narrative and stunt work into a kind of essence. Each sequence consists of three parts that function something like a narrative, yet with no fat: first the set-up, when they explain what's going to happen and give it an arbitrary name that is usually a totally non-clever, borderline literal explanation of the act itself (this somehow makes it funnier than if they did try to use puns or other wordplay); the part right before it happens, which is the real meat of the movie -- two movies + a TV show have given them plenty of experience with stretching the expectation of the event to the breaking point without feeling like phony, manufactured drama ala reality TV elimination processes; and then the actual event itself, which serves as both a gratifying release from part 2's suspense and as a hideous (and hilarious) punchline to the preceding events. Somehow it is almost always worse than what you expected. Only the few sequences of attempting to prank real-life people keep the movie from being even better, as they are all mostly atrocious and no amount of good will created by the previous hilarity can keep the laughs coming. I'm honestly surprised they survived the focus group process, as the whole theatre went from eye-watering belly laughs to near-crickets chirping at each one.
03. Cremaster 3
I walked in anticipating hating this. I'd seen Cremaster 1 & 2 earlier in the week and was only intermittently impressed, as 1 lacked the euphoria I would expect from an artsy ode to Busby Berkeley and 2 seemed like exactly the kind of endless, obtuse, indulgently symbolic and artsy nonsense that I'd imagined when I heard the words "avant-garde" and "cinema" together. Fortunately for me, Matthew Barney took the lessons learned from 2, got a big enough budget to afford a pristine HD digital camera, and set to work crafting some seriously beautiful and absurd images. It was like suddenly everything I'd disliked about 1 and 2 made more sense as a way of working through ideas to get to this culmination. The archly comic seriousness of American ritualism and backroom dealings as it relates to building a monument to the myth of capitalism struck an unexpected chord with me, even despite the aforementioned jabbering ladies in the audience. The second chunk was less successful, though I admit a lot of this could be lack of concentration due to distraction after The Event. Regardless, it felt like a semi-turning point in my movie-watching life. Like, hey guys, you were right and I was wrong -- maybe art is pretty cool after all.
04. Taboo
The first Nagisa Oshima film I've seen and it was something it took me quite a while to get a handle on. Right away I noticed the rather clever visual commentary on war and war training, as most of the film focuses on men practicing fencing with wooden kendo sticks and the camera follows the action with a detached, dispassionate steadiness, but as soon as the same men are thrown into a situation with actual swords and two guys trying to kill each other, the camera becomes a handheld, stumbling chaotic member of the fray. Like Full Metal Jacket, it suggests that no amount of training can prepare someone for the reality of war (though unlike FMJ, it only takes a couple of scenes to do so). The rest only came to me in pieces, later, and I still don't know if I made complete sense of the thing. I thought I was gonna watch a movie about gay samurais, but it felt more like a treatise on sex as a reflection of patriarchal possessiveness (sorta like Scott Pilgrim, but less sympathetic and more explicit) and status. Of the way hierarchies inspire power worship and the abuse of innocents for power grabbing. I never know how or where to rank movies that I walk out of feeling confused, but end up liking more as I think about them. Suffice to say it was enough to bump Oshima's early work up to the near top of my queue and I intend him to be the first director I investigate this new year.
05. (The Complete) Metropolis
This is a movie I feel like I have more problems with than nice things to say about, yet the awe that is inspired when I think about some of those great, monolithic sets compels me to say that it is a movie I appreciate, albeit with some major caveats. Firstly, let me just say that I think the film's soft, expressionistic lighting and sexual ambiguity was co-opted and then made much more potent by Howard Hawks in Scarface. I'll have more to write on that subject when it comes time for me to write my big, ambitious top 25-ish movie thing for the new year. Anyway, there's something very hypocritical and sanctimonious about Metropolis. The film begins by showing Froeder reveling in an Eden-like sanctuary of fruit trees and barely clothed women, gazing without much compunction at the scandalously visible nipples and curves of women vying for a chance in the hero's bed, only to later villify the wild seductress robot counterpart to the main heroine's chaste, virtuous school teacher. A million lascivious, prying eyes (an admittedly amazing sequence) don't do enough to gender balance the idea that in her eventual fate she gets not just what she deserves, but what she wants, as only the deathly fire seems to satiate her sexual lust. Awkward. Still just as awkward is the eventual ending, with Froeder serving as the metaphorical Heart that connects the Hands (the underground laborers who make Metropolis possible) and the Head (the cultivated, intellectual upper class who live in the lavish penthouses and Eden-like gardens) in peaceful harmony. It all seems weirdly patronizing and not at all in the supposedly socialist spirit of what they're getting at, as it still clearly divides the classes into people who are the Brain and people who are decidedly Not The Brain.
06. Resident Evil: Afterlife
This one is pure confectioners' sugar -- a sticky slow motion gun blasting bit of Wachowski-inspired cotton candy. Along with Jackass 3D, the only 3D movie I saw that felt as though it used 3D for its intended purpose. I am likely never going to buy that 3D is not a gimmick; that seeing something in 3D will somehow enhance the experience of watching a movie from a thematic or emotionally engrossing angle. It can be pretty, and goofy, and fun, and dizzying and will thus serve its purpose well for summer entertainments of this variety, but unless the technology grows by leaps and bounds very very quickly, it will continue to be something that enhances my distance from the piece I'm observing rather than its purported use of drawing me in further. But back to Resident Evil. Paul W.S. Anderson appears to have a pretty huge problem with a movie's mid-section. As in the first RE (and the only other one he personally directed), it opens with a fantastic and sustained bit of action filmmaking before spinning its wheels for several large intervals in the center only to whip out the figurative and literal big guns for the finale. The good outweighs the bad, the exciting outweighs the dull and the Matrix-y fights, while perhaps too close to their inspiration, are the first ones I've seen that expand on what worked about that movie 11 years ago, while cutting out all the stuff that didn't (like bullet-time -- seriously, it's really boring I don't know why it was a big deal other than nobody thought to do it before)
07. Despicable Me
To be honest I don't even quite remember what I liked about this movie (and for those who follow my numerical rankings, it just barely qualifies as a positive score with a 5.0), but here it is sitting at #7 on my list out of 40 movies seen in the theatre in year 2010. I guess there was something charmingly anarchic about the Looney Tunes-esque one-upmanship of the characters, as well as the kind of needless but a little bit sweet commentary on overbearing parents and childhood feelings of inadequacy and the desire for validation. It's certainly nothing new or unique, but in a year that saw me straining to eek whatever enjoyment I could out of most features, I did find myself almost never bored and certainly having to strain less than most.
Bottom 10 Theatre 2010:
10. The American
A waste of talent, as Clooney is clearly trying his serious best for a bid at Acting Recognition and continues to wear the hell out of a suit at all times, not to mention the three action scenes spaced out between a lot of fluffy sobriety are all legitimately exciting, proving that Corbijn could've made a pretty sweet action movie if he hadn't been all caught up in straight-faced art with a capital A. In crafting an ode to Melville Corbijn appears not to have noticed that, whatever its qualities, Le Samourai is a pretty damn silly movie and not at all without a sense of humorous detachment from its subjects. Nor would Antonioni ever trifle with as silly a metaphor as that butterfly shit.
09. The Expendables
Ugly, ugly, ugly. I didn't buy the revamped Rambo as anything but exploitation masquerading as anti-war sentiment and neither do I buy this as any kind of fun, go-get-em return to the heyday of '80s/'90s action. Only Terry Crews' big gun scene has any of the weird chutzpah mingled with self-aware winking that I kinda hoped the whole movie would be. The rest is just a weird series of people throwing, shooting, or otherwise attacking shit and then cutting to a guy who has popped out of nowhere for the sole purpose of dying. The movie has no idea how to film an environment and make it feel as if people are actually existing in it and moving through it. And even the worst '80s/'90s actioners at least let the audience know what was happening during the scenes, as this combines the worst of that era's careless body counts and awkward politics with this era's hideous editing and handheld camera.
08. Inception
Nearly everything about this movie irked me. From almost the first shot I felt as though the editing was going just a shade too quickly, as each shot seemed to cut at a rhythm that felt forced and unnatural -- just, weird and unpleasant. I was constantly distracted. Then people kept talking, basically forever. Explaining every aspect of every piece of every plot thread and seam to make sure even someone spending half the movie texting his girlfriend could still follow the action. Also, I didn't get what the big deal was with the rotating gravity hallway fight. Like every Nolan fight scene ever it was splotchy and borderline incomprehensible and hey I'm not gonna lie, I like the ending of The Transporter 2 with its spinning airplane cabin fight about a million times better. The snow bit, which everyone else seems to hate, was the only part that finally had my attention and made me wish the whole movie could be more video game-y and exploit having all 3 levels of dream world going on at once and each influencing the other. That's a good idea, but by the time it gets to that the whole heist is basically over and we get stuck with more boring Leo + wife drama.
07. Cremaster 2
Nearly kept me from even seeing Cremaster 3 (and did, at least sort of, cause me to skip 4 and 5). Everything that is good about 3 is sorta terrible about 2. It feels exactly as ponderous and artsy and wanting to look more beautiful than it actually ends up being as I feared the Cremaster cycle would be 7 years ago when it last played as a whole in Portland and was why I skipped the hell out of it then. Repetition that feels mostly for its own sake, as well as a looooooong and sloooooooow movement of ideas and events that is also mostly showyness rather than an attempt to entice contemplation.
06. Fred
I feel sorta bad putting this one in here, as it is a low budget short film that's the pet project of one of the claymation animators who worked on Coraline (pretty good movie). But I've had to suffer through it twice, as it was playing for a while at Portland's Living Room Theaters before their features, and suffer I did. I originally had it lower on the list, but I don't know that it's actively offensive like most of the lower categories -- just inept and dull and kinda depressing (titles before the film declare it a ten year labor of love, which just makes me feel bad -- like a jerk for hating it so much, but also just a weird and uncomfortable feeling of pity for the creators that they spent ten years making something so terrible (which I know is condescending and then I feel bad about that)).
05. Never Let Me Go
Do I remember this well enough to hate it (or, at least, intensely dislike it)? I remember spending the entire movie waiting to feel anything but apathy bordering on self-righteous indignation. I remember thinking they wasted three exceptionally capable actors on nonsense about our status as clockwork oranges in a horrible, cannibalistic society. Like Romanek set out to make the most boring version of The Island possible. Both movies are ideologically cringe-inducing, but at least one of them knows the best way to make people ignore squicky political views is with crazy car chases and beautiful, clean interior design -- not somber English countrysides and voice over narration.
04. Centurion
Previous to seeing this, it likely would've been Jonah Hex occupying this spot as the film that most felt like watching nothing, but Centurion heftily trumps that film, which at least had the weird part where he talked to his dead brother. This film is like a black hole of cinema, a place where you can go to watch and feel an endless void staring back at you. It is as if Neil Marshall hit a high point with The Descent and, like a roller coaster, decided now was the time to take a plunge back into awfulness with as much speed and force as possible. It makes me doubt even that film's qualities that the same person thought this scattershot hodge-podge of every sword & sandals cliche that never amounts to any feeling of viscera or pathos would ever be worth the time of a paying public. Not to mention, by far the worst offender of the teal & orange color scheme all year.
03. Dinner for Schmucks
The ultimate having cake and eating it comedy, as the titular sequence alternates asking us to laugh at the aforementioned schmucks before switching roles to feel sympathy for them and laugh scornfully at the dickhead rich people who have them over, it's The 40-Year-Old Virgin for eccentrics but without any of that movie's occasional insights into male stunted adolescence. Also, I do not get Zach Galifinakis' appeal at all. A waste of all the other more-talented cast members.
02. Piranha 3D
By far the ickiest and most depraved of all the movies I saw this year -- it feels almost like a cultural landmark that something this mercilessly cruel and hideous could be so highly praised by the collective critical body. Aside from Jerry O'Connell as the only person trying to turn all this macabre meanness into something that resembles an actual comedy, there is literally no reason to recommend this to anyone. It is hateful and, for a French director, embodies all the worst aspects of American horror puritanism and misogyny, alternately revelling in the flesh of nubile female bodies before eviscerating them in increasingly unnecessary ways. I now have a relative approximation of what it would look like to see a woman get her hair caught in an onboard motor and have that motor rip her scalp and the top of her face off. There was absolutely no reason at all ever to have this. Exhaustively depressing.
01. Enter the Void
Alternately depressing and aggravating, Gaspar Noe's treatise on the tragedy of wasted youth, love for your sister's and/or mother's supple mammaries and, of course, how awesome Kubrick's 2001 was. Abandoning actual mise-en-scene for 3 gimmick camera angles (POV, bird's-eye and a weird shot looking at the back of a head, forcing the audience to look around the head at the periphery of the image to make sense of the situation), he forgets that removing, or tightening to the point of breaking, one aspect of filmmaking gives increased importance to all the other parts. Unfortunately, mise-en-scene is not the only thing he abandons, as all the actors speak in halting monotones and utter pseudo-profound banalities contrived to sound, at least by Noe's estimation, like actual humans talking. So we have no characters, no dialogue, no acting and no composition -- only a film that feels like a prank. If it is a prank, well, congrats I guess? You got a seriously large amount of people to believe your movie is not a horrible piece of shit. Kudos? I don't know, this is the kind of movie that made me realize I can still get uncontrollably angry watching movies. So there's that.
Top 10 1st Time Viewings 2010:
01. Earrings of Madame de...
02. Stagecoach
03. 42nd Street
04. Man of the West
06. Gold Diggers of 1933
07. Snake Eyes
08. Osaka Elegy
09. The Tall T
10. The Naked Spur
Bottom 10 1st Time Viewings 2010:
10. Centurion
09. Youth in Revolt
08. The Twilight Saga: New Moon
07. Six-String Samurai
06. Suspect Zero
05. Dinner for Schmucks
04. 2012: Doomsday
03. Piranha 3D
02. Punisher: War Zone
01. Enter the Void
(At Reuben's Request) All Movies Of 2010 Ranked (more or less) In Order Of Preference:
*Note: I didn't exactly follow my numerical rankings, as numerical rankings are kind of a bullshit completely inexact science and for many I just went with my gut about how I think I feel about the movie right now.
Movies I Liked (or, at least, remember liking at the time):
Spider-Man 2
Munich
Earrings of Madame de...
Touch of Evil
Ugetsu
Torque
Rebel Without a Cause
The General
Stagecoach
42nd Street
The 400 Blows
Scarface
Street of Shame
Carrie
Man of the West
Singin' in the Rain
Gold Diggers of 1933
Snake Eyes
Hi, Mom
Osaka Elegy
The Tall T
The Naked Spur
The Beyond
Bend of the River
Cowards Bend the Knee
El Dorado
Blow Out
The Furies
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Dames
Day of the Outlaw
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Drums Along the Mohawk
Jackass 3D
The Island
On Dangerous Ground
Sisters of the Gion
Doppelganger
Saturday Night Fever
La Ronde
Twilight
Crank
Cremaster 3
The Red Balloon
Citizen Kane
Footlight Parade
Taboo
Blood Simple
What's Your Raashee?
Duel
Coraline
Pump Up the Volume
Spider-Man
Mission To Mars
Winchester '73
Joint Security Area
Sisters
The Lords of Dogtown
Patriotism
Jurassic Park
In a Lonely Place
Decision at Sundown
The Birds
A Serious Man
Paradise Now
Seven Men From Now
Empire of the Sun
The Lady From Shanghai
Metropolis
Le Plaisir
The Gold Rush (w/ Narration)
Gold Diggers of 1935
The Guard from Underground
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bigger Than Life
RocknRolla
Trouble the Water
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Thirteen
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
The Weather Man
Anjaana Anjaani
Crank 2: High Voltage
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Hold You Tight
Ponyo
The Heart of the World
Charisma
Macao
Mad Max
Fiddler on the Roof
Border Incident
The Fury
The Bachelor & The Bobby-Soxer
Transformers
I Shot Jesse James
Role Models
Despicable Me
Movies I Had More Problems Than Not With, But Still Liked Certain Aspects Of:
Reign of Fire
Spider-Man 3
Mississippi Mermaid
An American Tail
Where the Wild Things Are
Gamer
I Can Do Bad All by Myself
Dirty Harry
Toy Story 3
Women of the Night
Election
Wallace & Gromit in 'A Matter of Loaf and Death'
Takers
Resident Evil
They Live by Night
The Quick and the Dead
The Kid
The Fugitive
True Grit (2010)
High Noon
Sansho the Bailiff
District B13: Ultimatum
Murder a la Mod
A Woman, A Gun and a Noodle Shop
Bad Boys II
Repo Man
The Aviator
Aguirre, The Wrath of God
Chungking Express
Mary and Max
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
North by Northwest
W.
Act Da Fool
The Fall of the Roman Empire
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
The Alley Cats
There Will Be Blood
Women Without Men
Notebook on Cities and Clothes
The Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
From Paris With Love
Flow: For Love of Water
The Stranger
Easy A
The Best Of The Worst:
Step Up 3D
Confessions of a Shopaholic
To Live and Die in L.A.
Synecdoche, New York
Clash of the Titans
The Baron of Arizona
Life During Wartime
Danger: Diabolik
Cremaster 1
The Social Network
The Town
Bottle Rocket (Short)
The Road
Date Night
Sherlock Holmes
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans
The Dentist
Friday Night Lights
Star Trek
Around a Small Mountain
Wall Street
You're Never Too Young
The Punisher
The Loveless
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Hard Times
Killers
Jonah Hex
Eleven Minutes
Bandidas
State of Play
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Spies Like Us
Unstoppable
Four Brothers
Monsters, Inc.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Paranormal Activity 2
Catfish
The American
The Expendables
Inception
Surrogates
Zombieland
Everything Else:
True Grit (1969)
Cremaster 2
The Counterfeiters
Brick
Crossroads
Broken Arrow
Rosewood (2009)
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Book of Eli
Heartless
Eagle Eye
The Girl Who Played with Fire
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
An Unfinished Life
The Proposal
Never Let Me Go
Tron
Romancing The Stone
Donnie Darko
The Return of Frank James
Vampires Suck
Obsessed
The Dentist 2
Fred
The Rat King
Funny People
Gladiator
Centurion
Youth in Revolt
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Six-String Samurai
Suspect Zero
The Enforcer
The Delta Force
Dinner for Schmucks
2012: Doomsday
Punisher: War Zone
Piranha 3D
Enter the Void
Here's hoping for a more successful run (especially at the theatre) in 2011!
Movies Watched In 2011
Rankings are out of 10 with half points.
Anything 5.0 and higher is more or less a thumbs up.
Anything 4.0-4.5 is a somewhat admirable failure.
Anything below that is varying degrees of despicable failure.
January:
01.01:
Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone (2001) - Chris Columbus - DVD (2.0)
Offside (2006) - Jafar Panahi - DVD (8.5)
01.04:
Appaloosa (2008) - Ed Harris - DVD (5.5)
01.05:
Timecrimes (2007) - Nacho Vigalondo - DVD (2.0)
01.06:
Black Swan (2010) - Darren Aronofsky - Theatre (3.5)
01.07:
Irma Vep (1996) - Olivier Assayas - DVD (7.0)
01.11:
Timecop (1994) - Peter Hyams - DVD (5.0)
01.12:
Rumble Fish (1983) - Francis Ford Coppola - DVD (3.0)
01.14:
La Haine (1995) - Mathieu Kassovitz - DVD (3.5)
Hostel (2005) - Eli Roth - Blu-Ray (8.0)
The Ten (2007) - David Wain - Instant Watch (2.0)
01.16:
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) - John Singleton - HD-DVR (3.5)
01.18:
Gold Diggers of 1937 (1936) - Lloyd Bacon & Busby Berkeley - DVD (6.0)
Next Day Air (2009) - Benny Boom - HD-DVR (6.5)
01.19:
La Jetee (1962) - Chris Marker - DVD (6.0)
01.21:
Bandslam (2009) - Todd Graff - HD-DVR (4.0)
01.23:
Tron: Legacy (2010) - Joseph Kosinski - Theatre (3.5)
01.24:
The Fast and the Furious (2001) - Rob Cohen - HD-DVR (4.0)
01.26:
A Serious Man (2009) - Joel & Ethan Coen - DVD (4.5)
01.27:
A Perfect Getaway (2009) - David Twohy - HD-DVR (4.5)
01.28:
South Pacific (1958) - Joshua Logan - Blu-Ray (2.0)
Laura (1944) - Otto Preminger - Instant Watch (6.0)
Bride Wars (2009) - Gary Winick - HD-DVR (3.0)
01.29:
Fast & Furious (2009) - Justin Lin - HD-DVR (4.5)
Rabbit Hole (2010) - John Cameron Mitchell - Theatre (7.0)
01.30:
Cabin Fever (2002) - Eli Roth - Blu-Ray (5.5)
01.31:
The Final Destination (2009) - David R. Ellis - HD-DVR (1.5)
Give 'Em Hell, Malone (2009) - Russell Mulcahy - HD-DVR (1.0)
Runaway (2010) *Short* - Kanye West - AVI Rip - (4.0)
Movies Watched in January: 29
February:
02.04:
The Hole (2001) - Nick Hamm - DVD (2.0)
02.05:
The Mechanic (2011) - Simon West - Theatre (3.5)
Kick-Ass (2010) - Matthew Vaughn - Blu-Ray (1.5)
The A-Team (2010) - Joe Carnahan - Blu-Ray (2.5)
02.09:
Jellyfish (2007) - Shira Geffen & Etgar Keret - DVD (2.0)
The Art of the Steal (2009) - Don Argott - DVD (4.0)
02.13:
The Green Hornet (2011) - Michel Gondry - Theatre (7.0)
Son of Babylon (2010) - Mohamed Al Daradji - Theatre (3.5)
02.15:
The Woodmans (2010) - G. Scott Willis - Theatre (5.5)
02.16:
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010) - Apichatpong Weerasethakul - Theatre (8.0)
02.17:
Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010) - Banksy - Instant Watch (7.0)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) - Gavin Hood - HD-DVR (2.5)
02.19:
Incident By a Bank (2009) *Short* - Ruben Ostlund - Theatre (4.5)
The Accordion (2010) *Short* - Jafar Panahi - Theatre (7.0)
Flawed (2010) *Short* - Andrea Dorfman - Theatre (3.0)
The Wonder Hospital (2010) *Short* - Beomsik Shimbe Shim - Theatre (1.5)
Little Children, Big Words (2010) *Short* - Lisa James-Larsson - Theatre (3.5)
The Six Dollar Fifty Man (2009) *Short* - Mark Albiston & Louis Sutherland - Theatre (2.0)
The Double Hour (2009) - Giuseppe Capotondi - Theatre (2.0)
The Housemaid (2010) - Sang-Soo Im - Theatre (3.0)
02.20
Flamenco, Flamenco (2010) - Carlos Suara - Theatre (3.0)
My Tehran For Sale (2009) - Granaz Moussavi - Theatre (5.0)
02.22:
Me Broni Ba (2009) *Short* - Akosua Adoma Owusu - Theatre (3.0)
Atlantiques (2010) *Short* - Mati Diop - Theatre (4.0)
Everywhere was the Same (2007) *Short* - Basma Al Sharif - Theatre (2.5)
Long Shadows (2009) *Short* - Josh Bonnetta - Theatre (1.0)
Mamori (2010) *Short* - Karl Lemieux - Theatre (0.5)
April Snow (2010) *Short* - Lewis Klahr - Theatre (1.5)
Cry When It Happens (2010) *Short* - Laida Lertxundi - Theatre (1.0)
Shaun of the Dead (2004) - Edgar Wright - Blu-Ray (5.5)
02.23:
A Letter to Uncle Boonmee (2009) *Short* - Apichatpong Weerasethakul - AVI-Rip (7.0)
02.25:
Fresh (1994) - Boaz Yakin - DVD (7.0)
The Man Next Door (2009) - Mariano Cohn & Gaston Duprat - Theatre (3.0)
Mutant Girls Squad (2010) - Noboru Iguchi & Yoshihiro Nishimura & Tak Sakaguchi - Theatre (0.5)
02.26:
The Last Circus (2010) - Alex de la Iglesia - Theatre (7.0)
Movies Watched in February: 35
March:
03.02:
Cure (1997) - Kiyoshi Kurosawa - DVD (7.0)
03.05:
Unknown (2011) - Jaume Collet-Serra - Theatre (4.0)
03.09:
Moon (2009) - Duncan Jones - DVD (4.0)
Hot Fuzz (2007) - Edgar Wright - Blu-Ray (7.0)
03.10:
Following (1998) - Christopher Nolan - Instant Watch (1.5)
03.11:
Red Riding Hood (2011) - Catherine Hardwicke - Theatre (6.0)
03.12:
Paycheck (2003) - John Woo - Instant Watch (3.5)
03.16:
Behind Enemy Lines (2001) - John Moore - HD-DVR (4.0)
03.17:
Monsters (2010) - Gareth Edwards - Instant Watch (1.5)
03.20:
Braveheart (1995) - Mel Gibson - HD TV (3.5)
03.21:
Commando (1985) - Mark L. Lester - Instant Watch (8.0)
The Red Shoes (1948) - Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger - Theatre (6.5)
03.22:
Paul (2011) - Greg Mottola - Theatre (1.5)
03.23:
The Fighter (2010) - David O. Russell - Blu-Ray (5.0)
03.25:
Sucker Punch (2011) - Zac Snyder - Theatre (2.0)
03.27:
Raw Deal (1986) - John Irvin - Instant Watch (4.5)
03.29:
Dying of Laughter (1999) - Alex de la Iglesia - DVD (6.0)
03.30:
Crimson Gold (2003) - Jafar Panahi - DVD (6.0)
Movies Watched in March: 18
April:
04.01:
Tangled (2010) - Byran Howard & Nathan Greno - Blu-Ray (5.5)
04.03:
Speed Racer (2008) - Andy & Lana Wachowski - Blu-Ray (7.0)
04.08:
Office Killer (1997) - Cindy Sherman - DVD (6.5)
Source Code (2011) - Duncan Jones - Theatre (4.5)
04.15:
Hanna (2011) - Joe Wright - Theatre (2.5)
Total Recall (1990) - Paul Verhoeven - Blu-Ray (8.5)
04.16:
Certified Copy (2010) - Abbas Kiarostami - Theatre (8.5)
04.20:
Dhoom (2004) - Sanjay Gadhvi - DVD (3.5)
04.21:
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) - Chris Columbus - Blu-Ray (2.0)
04.26:
The Princess and the Frog (2009) - Ron Clements & John Musker - Instant Watch (4.0)
04.29:
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010) - Apichatpong Weerasethakul - Theatre (8.0)
Movies Watched in April: 11
May:
05.03:
Fast Five (2011) - Justin Lin - Theatre (3.5)
05.05:
Robocop (1987) - Paul Verhoeven - Instant Watch (8.0)
05.06:
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Michael Bay - HD-DVR (4.5)
05.08:
The Young Girls of Rochefort (1967) - Jacques Demy & Agnes Varda - Theatre (8.5)
05.11:
Time Regained (1999) - Raoul Ruiz - Theatre (N/S)
05.14:
Dellamorte Dellamore (1994) - Michele Soavi - DVD (0.5)
05.16:
Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2011) - Werner Herzog - Theatre (3.5)
05.18:
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) - Steve Pink - Instant Watch (3.0)
05.27:
Cobra (1986) - George Pan Cosmatos - Instant Watch (0.5)
05.30:
Railroaded (1947) - Anthony Mann - Instant Watch (6.0)
Ball of Fire (1941) - Howard Hawks - Instant Watch (8.5)
Showgirls (1995) - Paul Verhoeven - Blu-Ray (9.0)
Movies Watched in May: 12
June:
06.02:
The Hangover Part II (2011) - Todd Phillips - Theatre (1.0)
06.05:
Real Life (1979) - Albert Brooks - DVD (8.0)
X-Men: First Class (2011) - Matthew Vaughn - Theatre (4.0)
06.07:
No Strings Attached (2011) - Ivan Reitman - Blu-Ray (5.0)
06.08:
Blue Valentine (2010) - Derek Cianfrance - DVD (6.0)
06.10:
The Colonel's Account (1907) *Short* - Louis Feuillade - DVD (5.0)
A Very Fine Lady (1908) *Short* - Louis Feuillade - DVD (3.5)
The Tree of Life (2011) - Terrence Malick - Theatre (3.0)
06.11:
The War Game (1965) *Short* - Peter Watkins - Instant Watch (5.5)
06.15:
The Last Man on Earth (1964) - Ubaldo Ragona & Sidney Salkow - DVD (3.0)
The Box (2009) - Richard Kelly - DVD (2.5)
06.16:
Swordfish (2001) - Dominic Sena - DVD (3.5)
Man on Fire (2004) - Tony Scott - DVD (5.0)
06.17:
The Manchurian Candidate (2004) - Jonathan Demme - DVD (6.0)
Freejack (1992) - Geoff Murphy - DVD (2.5)
06.18:
X2: X-Men United (2003) - Bryan Singer - DVD (5.5)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) - Brett Ratner - DVD (4.0)
06.19:
Jurassic Park III (2001) - Joe Johnston - DVD (2.0)
Minority Report (2002) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (4.5)
The X-Files: I Want To Believe (2008) - Chris Carter - DVD (1.5)
06.20:
Mission: Impossible III (2006) - J.J. Abrams - DVD (3.5)
06.22:
Rango (2011) - Gore Verbinski - Theatre (2.0)
Scream 4 (2011) - Wes Craven - Theatre (3.0)
Limitless (2011) - Neil Burger - Theatre (4.0)
06.23:
Joy Ride (2001) - John Dahl - DVD (5.5)
Tangled (2010) - Bryan Howard & Nathan Greno - DVD (7.0)
06.24:
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) - Adam McKay - DVD (1.5)
06.27:
Bad Teacher (2011) - Jake Kasdan - Theatre (5.5)
06.28:
Super 8 (2011) - J.J. Abrams - Theatre (2.0)
Movies Watched in June: 29
July:
07.05:
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - Michael Bay - Theatre (4.0)
07.08:
Faster (2010) - George Tillman, Jr. - DVD (6.5)
07.09:
Horrible Bosses (2011) - Seth Gordon - Theatre (0.0)
07.10:
Skyline (2010) - The Brothers Strause - DVD (2.0)
07.14:
The Lincoln Lawyer (2011) - Brad Furman - DVD (3.0)
The Incredibles (2004) - Brad Bird - DVD (6.5)
7.16:
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009) - Phil Lord & Chris Miller - DVD (4.5)
The Green Hornet (2011) - Michel Gondry - DVD (7.0)
07.17:
Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010) - Mike Newell - DVD (2.5)
07.19:
The Roommate (2011) - Christian E. Christiansen - DVD (4.0)
07.21:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011) - David Yates - Theatre (1.5)
07.22:
The Adjustment Bureau (2011) - Georg Nolfi - DVD (3.0)
07.26:
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977/1997) - George Lucas - DVD (4.5)
Movies Watched in July: 13
August:
08.05:
Gun (2010) - Jessy Terrero - Instant Watch (2.0)
08.08:
Iron Man 2 (2010) - Jon Favreau - Instant Watch (1.5)
08.14:
Dragon (2006) - Leigh Scott - Instant Watch (1.0)
08.15:
30 Minutes Or Less (2011) - Ruben Fleischer - Theatre (4.0)
08.18:
Pitch Black (2000) - David Twohy - Instant Watch (2.5)
08.19:
Final Destination 5 (2011) - Steven Quale - Theatre (4.5)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) - Rupert Wyatt - Theatre (4.0)
08.20:
The Terminal (2004) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (3.5)
08.23:
Attack the Block (2011) - Joe Cornish - Theatre (5.0)
08.28:
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2011) - Troy Nixey - Theatre (2.0)
Fright Night (2011) - Craig Gillespie - Theatre (3.5)
Conan the Barbarian (2011) - Marcus Nispel - Theatre (2.5)
08.30:
Colombiana (2011) - Olivier Megaton - Theatre (5.0)
08.31:
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) - Irvin Kershner - DVD (4.5)
Jumper (2008) - Doug Liman - DVD (5.0)
Movies Watched in August: 16
September:
09.01:
The Way of the Gun (2000) - Christopher McQuarrie - DVD (4.0)
09.08:
The 36th Precinct (2004) - Olivier Marchal - Instant Watch (3.0)
The Horde (2009) - Yannick Dahan & Benjamin Rocher - Instant Watch (2.0)
09.09:
Ratatouille (2007) - Brad Bird - DVD (8.5)
09.11:
Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011) - John G. Pogue - DVD (4.0)
09.12:
The Debt (2011) - John Madden - Theatre - (4.0)
09.13:
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983) - Richard Marquand - DVD (3.5)
09.15:
CB4 (1993) - Tamra Davis - Instant Watch (3.0)
09.19:
Return of the Living Dead (1985) - Dan O'Bannon - Instant Watch (6.0)
09.28:
Stolen Kisses (1968) - Francois Truffaut - DVD (6.0)
Mr. Freedom (1969) - William Klein - DVD (6.5)
Movies Watched in September: 10
10.11:
M. Hulot's Holiday (1953) - Jacques Tati - DVD (3.5)
10.12:
Joy House (1964) - Rene Clement - DVD (2.5)
Stir Crazy (1980) - Sidney Poitier - Instant Watch (3.0)
10.14:
Conceiving Ada (1994) - Lynn Hershman-Leeson - Instant Watch (3.5)
10.16:
The Thing (2011) - Matthijs Van Heijningen Jr. - Theatre (3.0)
10.22:
Animal Kingdom (2010) - David Michod - Blu-Ray (4.0)
Cold Weather (2010) - Aaron Katz - Instant Watch (2.5)
10.30:
Moneyball (2011) - Bennett Miller - Theatre (6.0)
Movies Watched in October: 8
11.03:
Tangled (2010) - Byran Howard & Nathan Greno - Instant Watch (7.5)
11.05:
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) - Jack Johnston - Blu-Ray (2.0)
Hesher (2010) - Spencer Susser - DVD (3.0)
The Ward (2011) - John Carpenter - Instant Watch (3.0)
11.08:
Ghosts of Mars (2001) - John Carpenter - Instant Watch (3.0)
11.11:
Drive (2011) - Nicolas Winding Refn - Theatre (3.5)
11.19:
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Bill Condon - Theatre (4.0)
11.28:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Alfonso Cuaron - Blu-Ray (4.0)
Movies Watched in November: 8
12.03:
Friends With Benefits (2011) - Will Gluck - DVD (3.5)
Batman: Year One (2011) - Lauren Montgomery & Sam Liu - Blu-Ray (2.5)
12.09:
Hard Target (1993) - John Woo - Instant Watch (6.5)
12.10:
3000 Miles To Graceland (2001) - Demian Lichtenstein - Instant Watch (1.0)
12.11:
Last Man Standing (1996) - Walter Hill - Instant Watch (3.0)
12.13:
The Muppet Movie (1979) - James Frawley - DVD (2.0)
12.14:
Another Woman (1988) - Woody Allen - Instant Watch (4.0)
Daybreakers (2010) - Michael & Peter Spierig - Instant Watch (3.0)
12.22:
Friends With Benefits (2011) - Will Gluck - DVD (3.5)
12.23:
Warrior (2011) - Gavin O'Connor - DVD (4.5)
12.24:
Midnight In Paris (2011) - Woody Allen - DVD (2.5)
Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011) - Glenn Ficarra & John Requa - DVD (4.5)
Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace (1999) - George Lucas - AVI (2.0)
12.27:
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011) - David Fincher - Theatre (4.5)
12.30:
The Adventures of Tintin (2011) - Steven Spielberg - Theatre (3.5)
Movies Watched in December: 15
Movies Seen in 2011: 204
Anything 5.0 and higher is more or less a thumbs up.
Anything 4.0-4.5 is a somewhat admirable failure.
Anything below that is varying degrees of despicable failure.
January:
01.01:
Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone (2001) - Chris Columbus - DVD (2.0)
Offside (2006) - Jafar Panahi - DVD (8.5)
01.04:
Appaloosa (2008) - Ed Harris - DVD (5.5)
01.05:
Timecrimes (2007) - Nacho Vigalondo - DVD (2.0)
01.06:
Black Swan (2010) - Darren Aronofsky - Theatre (3.5)
01.07:
Irma Vep (1996) - Olivier Assayas - DVD (7.0)
01.11:
Timecop (1994) - Peter Hyams - DVD (5.0)
01.12:
Rumble Fish (1983) - Francis Ford Coppola - DVD (3.0)
01.14:
La Haine (1995) - Mathieu Kassovitz - DVD (3.5)
Hostel (2005) - Eli Roth - Blu-Ray (8.0)
The Ten (2007) - David Wain - Instant Watch (2.0)
01.16:
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) - John Singleton - HD-DVR (3.5)
01.18:
Gold Diggers of 1937 (1936) - Lloyd Bacon & Busby Berkeley - DVD (6.0)
Next Day Air (2009) - Benny Boom - HD-DVR (6.5)
01.19:
La Jetee (1962) - Chris Marker - DVD (6.0)
01.21:
Bandslam (2009) - Todd Graff - HD-DVR (4.0)
01.23:
Tron: Legacy (2010) - Joseph Kosinski - Theatre (3.5)
01.24:
The Fast and the Furious (2001) - Rob Cohen - HD-DVR (4.0)
01.26:
A Serious Man (2009) - Joel & Ethan Coen - DVD (4.5)
01.27:
A Perfect Getaway (2009) - David Twohy - HD-DVR (4.5)
01.28:
South Pacific (1958) - Joshua Logan - Blu-Ray (2.0)
Laura (1944) - Otto Preminger - Instant Watch (6.0)
Bride Wars (2009) - Gary Winick - HD-DVR (3.0)
01.29:
Fast & Furious (2009) - Justin Lin - HD-DVR (4.5)
Rabbit Hole (2010) - John Cameron Mitchell - Theatre (7.0)
01.30:
Cabin Fever (2002) - Eli Roth - Blu-Ray (5.5)
01.31:
The Final Destination (2009) - David R. Ellis - HD-DVR (1.5)
Give 'Em Hell, Malone (2009) - Russell Mulcahy - HD-DVR (1.0)
Runaway (2010) *Short* - Kanye West - AVI Rip - (4.0)
Movies Watched in January: 29
February:
02.04:
The Hole (2001) - Nick Hamm - DVD (2.0)
02.05:
The Mechanic (2011) - Simon West - Theatre (3.5)
Kick-Ass (2010) - Matthew Vaughn - Blu-Ray (1.5)
The A-Team (2010) - Joe Carnahan - Blu-Ray (2.5)
02.09:
Jellyfish (2007) - Shira Geffen & Etgar Keret - DVD (2.0)
The Art of the Steal (2009) - Don Argott - DVD (4.0)
02.13:
The Green Hornet (2011) - Michel Gondry - Theatre (7.0)
Son of Babylon (2010) - Mohamed Al Daradji - Theatre (3.5)
02.15:
The Woodmans (2010) - G. Scott Willis - Theatre (5.5)
02.16:
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010) - Apichatpong Weerasethakul - Theatre (8.0)
02.17:
Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010) - Banksy - Instant Watch (7.0)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) - Gavin Hood - HD-DVR (2.5)
02.19:
Incident By a Bank (2009) *Short* - Ruben Ostlund - Theatre (4.5)
The Accordion (2010) *Short* - Jafar Panahi - Theatre (7.0)
Flawed (2010) *Short* - Andrea Dorfman - Theatre (3.0)
The Wonder Hospital (2010) *Short* - Beomsik Shimbe Shim - Theatre (1.5)
Little Children, Big Words (2010) *Short* - Lisa James-Larsson - Theatre (3.5)
The Six Dollar Fifty Man (2009) *Short* - Mark Albiston & Louis Sutherland - Theatre (2.0)
The Double Hour (2009) - Giuseppe Capotondi - Theatre (2.0)
The Housemaid (2010) - Sang-Soo Im - Theatre (3.0)
02.20
Flamenco, Flamenco (2010) - Carlos Suara - Theatre (3.0)
My Tehran For Sale (2009) - Granaz Moussavi - Theatre (5.0)
02.22:
Me Broni Ba (2009) *Short* - Akosua Adoma Owusu - Theatre (3.0)
Atlantiques (2010) *Short* - Mati Diop - Theatre (4.0)
Everywhere was the Same (2007) *Short* - Basma Al Sharif - Theatre (2.5)
Long Shadows (2009) *Short* - Josh Bonnetta - Theatre (1.0)
Mamori (2010) *Short* - Karl Lemieux - Theatre (0.5)
April Snow (2010) *Short* - Lewis Klahr - Theatre (1.5)
Cry When It Happens (2010) *Short* - Laida Lertxundi - Theatre (1.0)
Shaun of the Dead (2004) - Edgar Wright - Blu-Ray (5.5)
02.23:
A Letter to Uncle Boonmee (2009) *Short* - Apichatpong Weerasethakul - AVI-Rip (7.0)
02.25:
Fresh (1994) - Boaz Yakin - DVD (7.0)
The Man Next Door (2009) - Mariano Cohn & Gaston Duprat - Theatre (3.0)
Mutant Girls Squad (2010) - Noboru Iguchi & Yoshihiro Nishimura & Tak Sakaguchi - Theatre (0.5)
02.26:
The Last Circus (2010) - Alex de la Iglesia - Theatre (7.0)
Movies Watched in February: 35
March:
03.02:
Cure (1997) - Kiyoshi Kurosawa - DVD (7.0)
03.05:
Unknown (2011) - Jaume Collet-Serra - Theatre (4.0)
03.09:
Moon (2009) - Duncan Jones - DVD (4.0)
Hot Fuzz (2007) - Edgar Wright - Blu-Ray (7.0)
03.10:
Following (1998) - Christopher Nolan - Instant Watch (1.5)
03.11:
Red Riding Hood (2011) - Catherine Hardwicke - Theatre (6.0)
03.12:
Paycheck (2003) - John Woo - Instant Watch (3.5)
03.16:
Behind Enemy Lines (2001) - John Moore - HD-DVR (4.0)
03.17:
Monsters (2010) - Gareth Edwards - Instant Watch (1.5)
03.20:
Braveheart (1995) - Mel Gibson - HD TV (3.5)
03.21:
Commando (1985) - Mark L. Lester - Instant Watch (8.0)
The Red Shoes (1948) - Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger - Theatre (6.5)
03.22:
Paul (2011) - Greg Mottola - Theatre (1.5)
03.23:
The Fighter (2010) - David O. Russell - Blu-Ray (5.0)
03.25:
Sucker Punch (2011) - Zac Snyder - Theatre (2.0)
03.27:
Raw Deal (1986) - John Irvin - Instant Watch (4.5)
03.29:
Dying of Laughter (1999) - Alex de la Iglesia - DVD (6.0)
03.30:
Crimson Gold (2003) - Jafar Panahi - DVD (6.0)
Movies Watched in March: 18
April:
04.01:
Tangled (2010) - Byran Howard & Nathan Greno - Blu-Ray (5.5)
04.03:
Speed Racer (2008) - Andy & Lana Wachowski - Blu-Ray (7.0)
04.08:
Office Killer (1997) - Cindy Sherman - DVD (6.5)
Source Code (2011) - Duncan Jones - Theatre (4.5)
04.15:
Hanna (2011) - Joe Wright - Theatre (2.5)
Total Recall (1990) - Paul Verhoeven - Blu-Ray (8.5)
04.16:
Certified Copy (2010) - Abbas Kiarostami - Theatre (8.5)
04.20:
Dhoom (2004) - Sanjay Gadhvi - DVD (3.5)
04.21:
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) - Chris Columbus - Blu-Ray (2.0)
04.26:
The Princess and the Frog (2009) - Ron Clements & John Musker - Instant Watch (4.0)
04.29:
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010) - Apichatpong Weerasethakul - Theatre (8.0)
Movies Watched in April: 11
May:
05.03:
Fast Five (2011) - Justin Lin - Theatre (3.5)
05.05:
Robocop (1987) - Paul Verhoeven - Instant Watch (8.0)
05.06:
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Michael Bay - HD-DVR (4.5)
05.08:
The Young Girls of Rochefort (1967) - Jacques Demy & Agnes Varda - Theatre (8.5)
05.11:
Time Regained (1999) - Raoul Ruiz - Theatre (N/S)
05.14:
Dellamorte Dellamore (1994) - Michele Soavi - DVD (0.5)
05.16:
Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2011) - Werner Herzog - Theatre (3.5)
05.18:
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) - Steve Pink - Instant Watch (3.0)
05.27:
Cobra (1986) - George Pan Cosmatos - Instant Watch (0.5)
05.30:
Railroaded (1947) - Anthony Mann - Instant Watch (6.0)
Ball of Fire (1941) - Howard Hawks - Instant Watch (8.5)
Showgirls (1995) - Paul Verhoeven - Blu-Ray (9.0)
Movies Watched in May: 12
June:
06.02:
The Hangover Part II (2011) - Todd Phillips - Theatre (1.0)
06.05:
Real Life (1979) - Albert Brooks - DVD (8.0)
X-Men: First Class (2011) - Matthew Vaughn - Theatre (4.0)
06.07:
No Strings Attached (2011) - Ivan Reitman - Blu-Ray (5.0)
06.08:
Blue Valentine (2010) - Derek Cianfrance - DVD (6.0)
06.10:
The Colonel's Account (1907) *Short* - Louis Feuillade - DVD (5.0)
A Very Fine Lady (1908) *Short* - Louis Feuillade - DVD (3.5)
The Tree of Life (2011) - Terrence Malick - Theatre (3.0)
06.11:
The War Game (1965) *Short* - Peter Watkins - Instant Watch (5.5)
06.15:
The Last Man on Earth (1964) - Ubaldo Ragona & Sidney Salkow - DVD (3.0)
The Box (2009) - Richard Kelly - DVD (2.5)
06.16:
Swordfish (2001) - Dominic Sena - DVD (3.5)
Man on Fire (2004) - Tony Scott - DVD (5.0)
06.17:
The Manchurian Candidate (2004) - Jonathan Demme - DVD (6.0)
Freejack (1992) - Geoff Murphy - DVD (2.5)
06.18:
X2: X-Men United (2003) - Bryan Singer - DVD (5.5)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) - Brett Ratner - DVD (4.0)
06.19:
Jurassic Park III (2001) - Joe Johnston - DVD (2.0)
Minority Report (2002) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (4.5)
The X-Files: I Want To Believe (2008) - Chris Carter - DVD (1.5)
06.20:
Mission: Impossible III (2006) - J.J. Abrams - DVD (3.5)
06.22:
Rango (2011) - Gore Verbinski - Theatre (2.0)
Scream 4 (2011) - Wes Craven - Theatre (3.0)
Limitless (2011) - Neil Burger - Theatre (4.0)
06.23:
Joy Ride (2001) - John Dahl - DVD (5.5)
Tangled (2010) - Bryan Howard & Nathan Greno - DVD (7.0)
06.24:
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) - Adam McKay - DVD (1.5)
06.27:
Bad Teacher (2011) - Jake Kasdan - Theatre (5.5)
06.28:
Super 8 (2011) - J.J. Abrams - Theatre (2.0)
Movies Watched in June: 29
July:
07.05:
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - Michael Bay - Theatre (4.0)
07.08:
Faster (2010) - George Tillman, Jr. - DVD (6.5)
07.09:
Horrible Bosses (2011) - Seth Gordon - Theatre (0.0)
07.10:
Skyline (2010) - The Brothers Strause - DVD (2.0)
07.14:
The Lincoln Lawyer (2011) - Brad Furman - DVD (3.0)
The Incredibles (2004) - Brad Bird - DVD (6.5)
7.16:
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009) - Phil Lord & Chris Miller - DVD (4.5)
The Green Hornet (2011) - Michel Gondry - DVD (7.0)
07.17:
Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010) - Mike Newell - DVD (2.5)
07.19:
The Roommate (2011) - Christian E. Christiansen - DVD (4.0)
07.21:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011) - David Yates - Theatre (1.5)
07.22:
The Adjustment Bureau (2011) - Georg Nolfi - DVD (3.0)
07.26:
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977/1997) - George Lucas - DVD (4.5)
Movies Watched in July: 13
August:
08.05:
Gun (2010) - Jessy Terrero - Instant Watch (2.0)
08.08:
Iron Man 2 (2010) - Jon Favreau - Instant Watch (1.5)
08.14:
Dragon (2006) - Leigh Scott - Instant Watch (1.0)
08.15:
30 Minutes Or Less (2011) - Ruben Fleischer - Theatre (4.0)
08.18:
Pitch Black (2000) - David Twohy - Instant Watch (2.5)
08.19:
Final Destination 5 (2011) - Steven Quale - Theatre (4.5)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) - Rupert Wyatt - Theatre (4.0)
08.20:
The Terminal (2004) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (3.5)
08.23:
Attack the Block (2011) - Joe Cornish - Theatre (5.0)
08.28:
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2011) - Troy Nixey - Theatre (2.0)
Fright Night (2011) - Craig Gillespie - Theatre (3.5)
Conan the Barbarian (2011) - Marcus Nispel - Theatre (2.5)
08.30:
Colombiana (2011) - Olivier Megaton - Theatre (5.0)
08.31:
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) - Irvin Kershner - DVD (4.5)
Jumper (2008) - Doug Liman - DVD (5.0)
Movies Watched in August: 16
September:
09.01:
The Way of the Gun (2000) - Christopher McQuarrie - DVD (4.0)
09.08:
The 36th Precinct (2004) - Olivier Marchal - Instant Watch (3.0)
The Horde (2009) - Yannick Dahan & Benjamin Rocher - Instant Watch (2.0)
09.09:
Ratatouille (2007) - Brad Bird - DVD (8.5)
09.11:
Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011) - John G. Pogue - DVD (4.0)
09.12:
The Debt (2011) - John Madden - Theatre - (4.0)
09.13:
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983) - Richard Marquand - DVD (3.5)
09.15:
CB4 (1993) - Tamra Davis - Instant Watch (3.0)
09.19:
Return of the Living Dead (1985) - Dan O'Bannon - Instant Watch (6.0)
09.28:
Stolen Kisses (1968) - Francois Truffaut - DVD (6.0)
Mr. Freedom (1969) - William Klein - DVD (6.5)
Movies Watched in September: 10
10.11:
M. Hulot's Holiday (1953) - Jacques Tati - DVD (3.5)
10.12:
Joy House (1964) - Rene Clement - DVD (2.5)
Stir Crazy (1980) - Sidney Poitier - Instant Watch (3.0)
10.14:
Conceiving Ada (1994) - Lynn Hershman-Leeson - Instant Watch (3.5)
10.16:
The Thing (2011) - Matthijs Van Heijningen Jr. - Theatre (3.0)
10.22:
Animal Kingdom (2010) - David Michod - Blu-Ray (4.0)
Cold Weather (2010) - Aaron Katz - Instant Watch (2.5)
10.30:
Moneyball (2011) - Bennett Miller - Theatre (6.0)
Movies Watched in October: 8
11.03:
Tangled (2010) - Byran Howard & Nathan Greno - Instant Watch (7.5)
11.05:
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) - Jack Johnston - Blu-Ray (2.0)
Hesher (2010) - Spencer Susser - DVD (3.0)
The Ward (2011) - John Carpenter - Instant Watch (3.0)
11.08:
Ghosts of Mars (2001) - John Carpenter - Instant Watch (3.0)
11.11:
Drive (2011) - Nicolas Winding Refn - Theatre (3.5)
11.19:
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Bill Condon - Theatre (4.0)
11.28:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Alfonso Cuaron - Blu-Ray (4.0)
Movies Watched in November: 8
12.03:
Friends With Benefits (2011) - Will Gluck - DVD (3.5)
Batman: Year One (2011) - Lauren Montgomery & Sam Liu - Blu-Ray (2.5)
12.09:
Hard Target (1993) - John Woo - Instant Watch (6.5)
12.10:
3000 Miles To Graceland (2001) - Demian Lichtenstein - Instant Watch (1.0)
12.11:
Last Man Standing (1996) - Walter Hill - Instant Watch (3.0)
12.13:
The Muppet Movie (1979) - James Frawley - DVD (2.0)
12.14:
Another Woman (1988) - Woody Allen - Instant Watch (4.0)
Daybreakers (2010) - Michael & Peter Spierig - Instant Watch (3.0)
12.22:
Friends With Benefits (2011) - Will Gluck - DVD (3.5)
12.23:
Warrior (2011) - Gavin O'Connor - DVD (4.5)
12.24:
Midnight In Paris (2011) - Woody Allen - DVD (2.5)
Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011) - Glenn Ficarra & John Requa - DVD (4.5)
Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace (1999) - George Lucas - AVI (2.0)
12.27:
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011) - David Fincher - Theatre (4.5)
12.30:
The Adventures of Tintin (2011) - Steven Spielberg - Theatre (3.5)
Movies Watched in December: 15
Movies Seen in 2011: 204
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Movies Watched In 2010
Rankings are out of 10 with half points.
Anything 5.0 and higher is more or less a thumbs up.
Anything 4.0-4.5 is a somewhat admirable failure.
Anything below that is varying degrees of despicable failure.
January:
01.04:
Confessions Of A Shopaholic (2009) - P.J. Hogan - Instant Watch (3.5)
Brick (2005) - Rian Johnson - Instant Watch (2.5)
01.13:
Bad Boys II (2003) - Michael Bay - DVD (4.0)
The Guard From Underground (1992) - Kiyoshi Kurosawa - DVD (5.5)
01.18:
The Island (2005) - Michael Bay - DVD (7.0)
01.23:
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (5.5)
01.24:
Gamer (2009) - Brian Neveldine & Brian Taylor - DVD (4.5)
01.25:
Transformers (2007) - Michael Bay - DVD (5.0)
01.29:
Romancing The Stone (1984) - Robert Zemeckis - Instant Watch (2.0)
Movies Watched in January: 9
February:
02.04:
Indiana Jones And The Temple of Doom (1984) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (7.0)
02.07:
Star Trek (2009) - J.J. Abrams - Blu-Ray (3.5)
02.09:
Charisma (1999) - Kiyoshi Kurosawa - DVD (5.5)
02.14:
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009) - David Yates - Blu-Ray (3.0)
02.16:
The Earrings Of Madame De... (1953) - Max Ophuls - Instant Watch (9.0)
02.19:
An Unfinished Life (2005) - Lasse Hallstrom - DVD (2.0)
02.20:
Obsessed (2009) - Steve Shill - DVD (1.5)
02.21:
Touch Of Evil (1958) - Orson Welles - Instant Watch (9.0)
02.23:
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (4.0)
02.24:
The 400 Blows (1959) - Francois Truffaut - Instant Watch (7.5)
The Stranger (1946) - Orson Welles - Instant Watch (4.0)
02.25:
Patriotism (1966) - Yukio Mishima - DVD (6.0)
02.26:
Eleven Minutes (2008) - Michael Selditch & Robert Tate - DVD (3.0)
Spider-Man (2001) - Sam Raimi - Blu-Ray (6.0)
02.27:
Spider-Man 2 (2004) - Sam Raimi - Blu-Ray (8.5)
Movies Watched in February: 15
March:
03.03:
The Lady From Shanghai (1947) - Orson Welles - Instant Watch (6.0)
A Serious Man (2009) - Joel Coen - Blu-Ray (6.5)
03.05:
Spider-Man 3 (2007) - Sam Raimi - Blu-Ray (4.5)
03.06:
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) - Steven Spielberg - Blu-Ray (4.0)
03.09:
Election (2005) - Johnnie To - Instant Watch (4.5)
The Alley Cats (1966) - Radley Metzger - Instant Watch (4.0)
03.10:
La Ronde (1950) - Max Ophuls - DVD (6.5)
03.14:
An American Tail (1986) - Don Bluth - Instant Watch (4.5)
03.15:
Fiddler On The Roof (1971) - Norman Jewison - DVD (5.0)
03.16:
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) - Michael Bay - Blu-Ray (5.5)
03.18:
RocknRolla (2008) - Guy Ritchie - Blu-Ray (5.0)
Synecdoche, New York (2008) - Charlie Kaufman - Instant Watch (4.0)
03.23:
Duel (1971) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (7.0)
03.24:
Coraline (2009) - Henry Selick - Blu-Ray (7.5)
03.25:
Tron (1982) - Steven Lisberger - DVD (2.5)
03.27:
Munich (2005) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (9.5)
Movies Watched in March: 16
April:
04.01:
Eagle Eye (2008) - D.J. Caruso - Blu-Ray (2.0)
04.03:
Saturday Night Fever (1977) - John Badham - Blu-Ray (7.0)
04.04:
Reign Of Fire (2002) - Rob Bowman - Instant Watch (4.0)
04.05:
Paradise Now (2005) - Hany Abu-Assad - DVD (6.5)
04.08:
Twilight (2008) - Catherine Hardwicke - Blu-Ray (6.5)
04.09:
The Last Days Of Disco (1998) - Whit Stillman - DVD (6.0)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) - Chris Weitz - Blu-Ray (1.5)
04.11:
Le Plaisir (1952) - Max Ophuls - DVD (6.0)
04.12:
Where the Wild Things Are (2009) - Spike Jonze - Blu-Ray (5.0)
Sherlock Holmes (2009) - Guy Ritchie - Blu-Ray (3.0)
04.14:
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996) - Mike Judge - Instant Watch (3.5)
04.16:
To Live And Die In L.A. (1985) - William Friedkin - DVD (4.5)
04.22:
Trouble The Water (2008) - Tia Lessin & Carl Deal - DVD (5.5)
04.23:
The Punisher (2004) - Jonathan Hensleigh - Blu-Ray (3.0)
04.29:
Punisher: War Zone (2008) - Lexi Alexander - Blu-Ray (0.5)
04.30:
District B13: Ultimatum (2009) - Patrick Alessandrin - Blu-Ray (4.5)
Funny People (2009) - Judd Apatow - Blu-Ray (1.0)
Movies Watched in April: 17
May:
05.12:
Ponyo (2009) - Hayao Miyazaki - Blu-Ray (5.5)
05.13:
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf (1966) - Mike Nichols - Instant Watch (3.0)
05.14:
Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call - New Orleans (2009) - Werner Herzog - Blu-Ray (3.5)
05.16:
The Birds (1963) - Alfred Hitchcock - Instant Watch (6.5)
Suspect Zero (2004) - E. Elias Merhige - Instant Watch (1.0)
05.18:
Cowards Bend The Knee (2003) - Guy Maddin - DVD (7.5)
05.19:
The Loveless (1982) - Kathryn Bigelow & Monty Montgomery - DVD (3.5)
They Live By Night (1949) - Nicholas Ray - DVD (4.0)
05.21:
Torque (2004) - Joseph Kahn - DVD - (8.5)
05.23:
Clash Of The Titans (2010) - Louis Letterrier - Theatre (3.0)
05.24:
Mission To Mars (2000) - Brian De Palma - DVD (6.0)
05.25:
The Flight Of The Phoenix (2004) - John Moore - Blu-Ray (4.0)
05.26:
The Lords Of Dogtown (2005) - Catherine Hardwicke - DVD (5.5)
05.28:
Blood Simple (1986) - Joel Coen - DVD (7.0)
05.31:
Thirteen (2003) - Catherine Hardwicke - DVD (5.5)
Movies Watched in May: 15
June:
06.01:
Donnie Darko (2001) - Richard Kelly - Instant Watch (2.0)
06.18:
El Dorado (1966) - Howard Hawks - DVD (7.5)
06.19:
The Dentist (1996) - Brian Yuzna - AVI Rip (3.0)
The Dentist 2 (1998) - Brian Yuzna - AVI Rip (1.5)
06.21:
Winchester '73 (1950) - Anthony Mann - DVD (6.5)
06.22:
Hold You Tight (1997) - Stanley Kwan - DVD (5.5)
06.24:
Killers (2010) - Robert Luketic - Theatre (2.5)
06.25:
The Furies (1950) - Anthony Mann - DVD (7.0)
06.26:
From Paris With Love (2010) - Pierre Morel - Blu-Ray (4.0)
06.27:
Jonah Hex (2010) - Jimmy Hayward - Theatre (2.0)
I Can Do Bad All By Myself (2009) - Tyler Perry - AVI Rip (4.5)
06.30:
I Shot Jesse James (1949) - Samuel Fuller - DVD (5.0)
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) - David Slade - Theatre (3.5)
Movies Watched in June: 13
July:
07.01:
The Book Of Eli (2010) - Allen & Albert Hughes - Blu-Ray (2.5)
07.02:
Citizen Kane (1941) - Orson Welles - DVD (7.5)
07.03:
Hard Times (1975) - Walter Hill - DVD (3.5)
07.04:
Stagecoach (1939) - John Ford - Instant Watch (7.5)
07.05:
Zombieland (2009) - Ruben Fleischer - Instant Watch (3.0)
07.06:
Mad Max (1979) - George Miller - Instant Watch (5.0)
07.07:
You're Never Too Young (1955) - Norman Taurog - DVD (3.5)
07.08:
The Bachelor And The Bobby-Soxer (1947) - Irving Reis - DVD (5.0)
Bandidas (2006) - Joachim Roenning & Espen Sandberg - DVD (3.0)
07.10:
The Return Of Frank James (1940) - Fritz Lang - DVD (2.0)
Toy Story 3 (2010) - Lee Unkrich - Theatre (4.5)
07.12:
The Road (2009) - John Hillcoat - Blu-Ray (3.5)
07.13:
Metropolis (1927) - Fritz Lang - Theatre (6.0)
07.14:
Bend of the River (1952) - Anthony Mann - DVD (8.0)
07.15:
Joint Security Area (2000) - Chan-Wook Park - DVD (6.0)
07.17:
The Naked Spur (1953) - Anthony Mann - DVD (8.5)
Inception (2010) - Christopher Nolan - Theatre (3.0)
07.19:
Six-String Samurai (1998) - Lance Mungia - DVD (1.5)
07.20:
The Rat King (2010) *Short* - Benjamin Parslow - Streaming (1.5)
07.24:
Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) - John Ford - DVD (7.0)
07.25:
Bottle Rocket (1994) *Short* - Wes Anderson - Streaming (3.5)
07.27:
Despicable Me (2010) - Chris Renaud & Pierre Coffin - Theatre (5.0)
Rosewood (2010) *Short* - Marvin Choi - Streaming (2.0)
07.29:
The Heart of the World (2000) *Short* - Guy Maddin - Streaming (5.0)
Crossroads (2002) - Tamra Davis - DVD (2.5)
07.31:
Empire Of The Sun (1987) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (6.5)
Movies Watched in July: 26
August:
08.04:
What's Your Raashee? (2009) - Ashutosh Gowariker - Instant Watch (6.5)
08.08:
Step Up 3D (2010) - Jon Chu - Theatre (3.5)
08.09:
The Fugitive (1993) - Andrew Davis - Instant Watch (4.5)
08.10:
Dinner For Schmucks (2010) - Jay Roach - Theatre (1.0)
08.11:
Jurassic Park (1993) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (6.0)
08.14:
The Expendables (2010) - Sylvester Stallone - Theatre (3.0)
08.15:
Man Of The West (1958) - Anthony Mann - DVD (8.5)
Crank (2006) - Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor - Blu-Ray (6.5)
Monsters, Inc. (2001) - Pete Docter, David Silverman & Lee Unkrich - Instant Watch (3.5)
08.17:
The Proposal (2009) - Anne Fletcher - Instant Watch (2.0)
08.19:
Wallace & Gromit in 'A Matter of Loaf and Death' (2008) *Short* - Nick Park - Instant Watch (4.5)
08.20:
Seven Men From Now (1956) - Budd Boetticher - DVD (5.5)
Day of the Outlaw (1959) - Andre De Toth - DVD (7.0)
08.22:
Surrogates (2009) - Jonathan Mostow - Instant Watch (3.5)
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) - Edgar Wright - Theatre (6.5)
08.23:
Crank 2: High Voltage (2009) - Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor - Blu-Ray (4.5)
08.25:
Snake Eyes (1998) - Brian De Palma - DVD (8.0)
08.26:
High Noon (1952) - Fred Zinneman - DVD (4.5)
08.28:
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (5.0)
08.29:
Decision At Sundown (1957) - Budd Boetticher - DVD (6.5)
Piranha 3D (2010) - Alexandre Aja - Theatre (0.5)
Mary And Max (2009) - Adam Elliot - DVD (4.0)
08.30:
Takers (2010) - John Lussenhop - Theatre (4.5)
Youth In Revolt (2009) - Miguel Arteta - DVD (1.5)
08.31:
Twilight (2008) - Catherine Hardwicke - Blu-Ray (6.5)
Movies Watched in August: 25
September:
09.05:
Hi, Mom (1970) - Brian De Palma - DVD (8.0)
Life During Wartime (2010) - Todd Solondz - Theatre (3.5)
09.06:
The Tall T (1957) - Budd Boetticher - DVD (8.0)
Friday Night Lights (2004) - Peter Berg - DVD (2.5)
09.07:
Blow Out (1981) - Brian De Palma - AVI (7.0)
09.08:
Murder a la Mod (1968) - Brian De Palma - DVD (4.0)
The American (2010) - Anton Corbijn - Theatre (3.0)
Mississippi Mermaid (1969) - Francois Truffaut - Theatre (4.5)
09.09:
Platoon (1986) - Oliver Stone - DVD (5.5)
The Delta Force (1986) - Menahem Golan - DVD (1.5)
09.10:
Border Incident (1949) - Anthony Mann - DVD (5.0)
The Fury (1978) - Brian De Palma - DVD (5.5)
09.12:
Wall Street (1987) - Oliver Stone - Blu-Ray (3.0)
Four Brothers (2005) - John Singleton - DVD (3.5)
09.13:
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) - Paul W.S. Anderson - Theatre (5.5)
09.14:
W. (2008) - Oliver Stone - DVD (4.0)
Women Without Men (2009) - Shirin Neshat - Theatre (4.0)
09.15:
Centurion (2010) - Neil Marshall - Theatre (1.5)
09.16:
Sisters (1973) - Brian De Palma - DVD (6.5)
Gladiator (2000) - Ridley Scott - DVD (1.5)
09.17:
Fred (2010) *Short* - Misha Klein - Theatre (1.0)
A Woman, A Gun And A Noodle Shop (2010) - Zhang Yimou - Theatre (4.0)
09.20:
The Town (2010) - Ben Affleck - Theatre (3.5)
09.22:
The Red Balloon (1956) - Albert Lamorisse - DVD (6.5)
09.23:
Act Da Fool (2010) *Short* - Harmony Korine - Streaming (4.0)
09.24:
Pump Up The Volume (1990) - Allan Moyle - DVD (6.5)
Danger: Diabolik (1968) - Mario Bava - DVD (3.5)
The Aviator (2004) - Martin Scorsese - DVD (4.0)
09.25:
Cremaster 1 (1996) - Matthew Barney - Theatre (3.5)
Cremaster 2 (1999) - Matthew Barney - Theatre (2.5)
09.27:
Rebel Without A Cause (1955) - Nicholas Ray - DVD (8.0)
09.30:
Cremaster 3 (2002) - Matthew Barney - Theatre (6.5)
Movies Watched in September: 32
October:
10.01:
Easy A (2010) - Will Gluck - Theatre (4.0)
10.02:
Doppelganger (2003) - Kiyoshi Kurosawa - DVD (7.0)
10.04:
Aguirre, The Wrath of God (1972) - Werner Herzog - DVD (4.0)
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) - Oliver Stone - Theatre (4.0)
10.06:
The Social Network (2010) - David Fincher - Theatre (3.5)
10.08:
Carrie (1976) - Brian De Palma - Blu-Ray (8.0)
Never Let Me Go (2010) - Mark Romanek - Theatre (2.0)
10.09:
In A Lonely Place (1950) - Nicholas Ray - DVD (6.5)
10.11:
Stagecoach (1939) - John Ford - DVD (8.5)
10.13:
Dirty Harry (1971) - Don Siegel - DVD (4.5)
10.14:
Rebel Without A Cause (1955) - Nicholas Ray - DVD (8.5)
10.15:
Catfish (2010) - Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman - Theatre (3.0)
10.17:
Jackass 3D (2010) - Jeff Tremaine - Theatre (7.0)
On Dangerous Ground (1952) - Nicholas Ray - DVD (7.0)
10.20:
North By Northwest (1959) - Alfred Hitchcock - DVD (4.0)
The Enforcer (1976) - James Fargo - DVD (1.5)
10.21:
Scarface (1932) - Howard Hawks - DVD (7.5)
Notebook On Cities And Clothes (1989) - Wim Wenders - DVD (4.0)
10.27:
The Beyond (1981) - Lucio Fulci - DVD (8.0)
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) - Tod Williams - Theatre (3.5)
The Kid (1921) - Charles Chaplin - DVD (4.5)
10.29:
Macao (1952) - Josef von Sternberg & Nicholas Ray - DVD (5.0)
Movies Watched in October: 22
November:
11.01:
Ugetsu (1953) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (9.0)
Bigger Than Life (1956) - Nicholas Ray - Blu-Ray (6.5)
11.03:
Around a Small Mountain (2009) - Jacques Rivette - Theatre (3.5)
11.04:
Enter the Void (2010) - Gaspar Noe - Theatre (0.5)
11.06:
Vampires Suck (2010) - Aaron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg - AVI Rip (1.5)
Role Models (2008) - David Wain - DVD (5.0)
11.08:
Resident Evil (2002) - Paul W.S. Anderson - Blu-Ray (4.5)
Chungking Express (1994) - Wong Kar-Wai - DVD (4.0)
Sisters Of The Gion (1936) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (6.5)
11.09:
The Baron of Arizona (1940) - Samuel Fuller - DVD (3.5)
11.10:
True Grit (1969) - Henry Hathaway - DVD (2.5)
11.11:
There Will Be Blood (2007) - Paul Thomas Anderson - DVD (4.5)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) - Alexander Witt - Blu-Ray (2.0)
11.14:
2012: Doomsday (2008) - Nick Everhart - DVD (0.5)
11.16:
Osaka Elegy (1936) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (7.5)
11.19:
The Fall Of The Roman Empire (1964) - Anthony Mann - DVD (4.5)
11.20:
Women Of The Night (1948) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (4.5)
11.21:
Ugetsu (1953) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (9.0)
11.22:
Singin' In The Rain (1952) - Stanley Donen & Gene Kelly - DVD (8.0)
The Quick And The Dead (1995) - Sam Raimi - DVD (4.5)
11.27:
The Weather Man (2005) - Gore Verbinski - DVD (5.5)
11.28:
Unstoppable (2010) - Tony Scott - Theatre (3.5)
11.29:
The Gold Rush *w/ Narration* (1925/1942) - Charles Chaplin - DVD (6.0)
The General (1926) - Buster Keaton - DVD (8.5)
Movies Watched in November: 24
December:
12.01:
Flow: For Love Of Water (2008) - Irena Salina - DVD (4.0)
12.02:
Spies Like Us (1985) - John Landis - DVD (3.0)
12.03:
Footlight Parade (1933) - Lloyd Bacon & Busby Berkeley - DVD (7.0)
12.04:
Sansho The Bailiff (1954) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (4.5)
12.06:
Street Of Shame (1956) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (8.0)
42nd Street (1933) - Lloyd Bacon & Busby Berkeley - DVD (8.5)
12.08:
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) - Edgar Wright - Blu-Ray (7.0)
Heartless (2010) - Philip Ridley - Theatre (2.5)
12.09:
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) - Edgar Wright - Blu-Ray (7.0)
Taboo (1999) - Nagisa Oshima - Theatre (6.0)
12.11:
Broken Arrow (1996) - John Woo - DVD (2.5)
12.12:
Repo Man (1984) - Alex Cox - Instant Watch (4.0)
12.13:
State Of Play (2009) - Kevin MacDonald - DVD (3.0)
The Counterfeiters (2007) - Stefan Ruzowitzky - DVD (2.5)
12.16:
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows (2010) - David Yates - Theatre (3.0)
12.19:
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009) - Niels Arden Oplev - DVD (2.5)
12.20:
The Girl Who Played With Fire (2009) - Daniel Alfredson - DVD (2.0)
12.21:
Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933) - Mervyn LeRoy & Busby Berkeley - DVD (8.0)
Anjaana Anjaani (2010) - Siddharth Anand - DVD (5.5)
12.25:
True Grit (2010) - Joel & Ethan Coen - Theatre (4.5)
Dames (1934) - Ray Enright & Busby Berkeley - DVD (7.0)
12.26:
Date Night (2010) - Shawn Levy - DVD (3.5)
12.27:
Easy A (2010) - Will Gluck - DVD (4.0)
12.28:
Gold Diggers of 1935 (1935) - Busby Berkeley - DVD (6.0)
Movies Watched in December: 23
Movies Seen in Theatre: 40
Movies Seen Total: 238
Anything 5.0 and higher is more or less a thumbs up.
Anything 4.0-4.5 is a somewhat admirable failure.
Anything below that is varying degrees of despicable failure.
January:
01.04:
Confessions Of A Shopaholic (2009) - P.J. Hogan - Instant Watch (3.5)
Brick (2005) - Rian Johnson - Instant Watch (2.5)
01.13:
Bad Boys II (2003) - Michael Bay - DVD (4.0)
The Guard From Underground (1992) - Kiyoshi Kurosawa - DVD (5.5)
01.18:
The Island (2005) - Michael Bay - DVD (7.0)
01.23:
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (5.5)
01.24:
Gamer (2009) - Brian Neveldine & Brian Taylor - DVD (4.5)
01.25:
Transformers (2007) - Michael Bay - DVD (5.0)
01.29:
Romancing The Stone (1984) - Robert Zemeckis - Instant Watch (2.0)
Movies Watched in January: 9
February:
02.04:
Indiana Jones And The Temple of Doom (1984) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (7.0)
02.07:
Star Trek (2009) - J.J. Abrams - Blu-Ray (3.5)
02.09:
Charisma (1999) - Kiyoshi Kurosawa - DVD (5.5)
02.14:
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009) - David Yates - Blu-Ray (3.0)
02.16:
The Earrings Of Madame De... (1953) - Max Ophuls - Instant Watch (9.0)
02.19:
An Unfinished Life (2005) - Lasse Hallstrom - DVD (2.0)
02.20:
Obsessed (2009) - Steve Shill - DVD (1.5)
02.21:
Touch Of Evil (1958) - Orson Welles - Instant Watch (9.0)
02.23:
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (4.0)
02.24:
The 400 Blows (1959) - Francois Truffaut - Instant Watch (7.5)
The Stranger (1946) - Orson Welles - Instant Watch (4.0)
02.25:
Patriotism (1966) - Yukio Mishima - DVD (6.0)
02.26:
Eleven Minutes (2008) - Michael Selditch & Robert Tate - DVD (3.0)
Spider-Man (2001) - Sam Raimi - Blu-Ray (6.0)
02.27:
Spider-Man 2 (2004) - Sam Raimi - Blu-Ray (8.5)
Movies Watched in February: 15
March:
03.03:
The Lady From Shanghai (1947) - Orson Welles - Instant Watch (6.0)
A Serious Man (2009) - Joel Coen - Blu-Ray (6.5)
03.05:
Spider-Man 3 (2007) - Sam Raimi - Blu-Ray (4.5)
03.06:
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) - Steven Spielberg - Blu-Ray (4.0)
03.09:
Election (2005) - Johnnie To - Instant Watch (4.5)
The Alley Cats (1966) - Radley Metzger - Instant Watch (4.0)
03.10:
La Ronde (1950) - Max Ophuls - DVD (6.5)
03.14:
An American Tail (1986) - Don Bluth - Instant Watch (4.5)
03.15:
Fiddler On The Roof (1971) - Norman Jewison - DVD (5.0)
03.16:
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) - Michael Bay - Blu-Ray (5.5)
03.18:
RocknRolla (2008) - Guy Ritchie - Blu-Ray (5.0)
Synecdoche, New York (2008) - Charlie Kaufman - Instant Watch (4.0)
03.23:
Duel (1971) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (7.0)
03.24:
Coraline (2009) - Henry Selick - Blu-Ray (7.5)
03.25:
Tron (1982) - Steven Lisberger - DVD (2.5)
03.27:
Munich (2005) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (9.5)
Movies Watched in March: 16
April:
04.01:
Eagle Eye (2008) - D.J. Caruso - Blu-Ray (2.0)
04.03:
Saturday Night Fever (1977) - John Badham - Blu-Ray (7.0)
04.04:
Reign Of Fire (2002) - Rob Bowman - Instant Watch (4.0)
04.05:
Paradise Now (2005) - Hany Abu-Assad - DVD (6.5)
04.08:
Twilight (2008) - Catherine Hardwicke - Blu-Ray (6.5)
04.09:
The Last Days Of Disco (1998) - Whit Stillman - DVD (6.0)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) - Chris Weitz - Blu-Ray (1.5)
04.11:
Le Plaisir (1952) - Max Ophuls - DVD (6.0)
04.12:
Where the Wild Things Are (2009) - Spike Jonze - Blu-Ray (5.0)
Sherlock Holmes (2009) - Guy Ritchie - Blu-Ray (3.0)
04.14:
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996) - Mike Judge - Instant Watch (3.5)
04.16:
To Live And Die In L.A. (1985) - William Friedkin - DVD (4.5)
04.22:
Trouble The Water (2008) - Tia Lessin & Carl Deal - DVD (5.5)
04.23:
The Punisher (2004) - Jonathan Hensleigh - Blu-Ray (3.0)
04.29:
Punisher: War Zone (2008) - Lexi Alexander - Blu-Ray (0.5)
04.30:
District B13: Ultimatum (2009) - Patrick Alessandrin - Blu-Ray (4.5)
Funny People (2009) - Judd Apatow - Blu-Ray (1.0)
Movies Watched in April: 17
May:
05.12:
Ponyo (2009) - Hayao Miyazaki - Blu-Ray (5.5)
05.13:
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf (1966) - Mike Nichols - Instant Watch (3.0)
05.14:
Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call - New Orleans (2009) - Werner Herzog - Blu-Ray (3.5)
05.16:
The Birds (1963) - Alfred Hitchcock - Instant Watch (6.5)
Suspect Zero (2004) - E. Elias Merhige - Instant Watch (1.0)
05.18:
Cowards Bend The Knee (2003) - Guy Maddin - DVD (7.5)
05.19:
The Loveless (1982) - Kathryn Bigelow & Monty Montgomery - DVD (3.5)
They Live By Night (1949) - Nicholas Ray - DVD (4.0)
05.21:
Torque (2004) - Joseph Kahn - DVD - (8.5)
05.23:
Clash Of The Titans (2010) - Louis Letterrier - Theatre (3.0)
05.24:
Mission To Mars (2000) - Brian De Palma - DVD (6.0)
05.25:
The Flight Of The Phoenix (2004) - John Moore - Blu-Ray (4.0)
05.26:
The Lords Of Dogtown (2005) - Catherine Hardwicke - DVD (5.5)
05.28:
Blood Simple (1986) - Joel Coen - DVD (7.0)
05.31:
Thirteen (2003) - Catherine Hardwicke - DVD (5.5)
Movies Watched in May: 15
June:
06.01:
Donnie Darko (2001) - Richard Kelly - Instant Watch (2.0)
06.18:
El Dorado (1966) - Howard Hawks - DVD (7.5)
06.19:
The Dentist (1996) - Brian Yuzna - AVI Rip (3.0)
The Dentist 2 (1998) - Brian Yuzna - AVI Rip (1.5)
06.21:
Winchester '73 (1950) - Anthony Mann - DVD (6.5)
06.22:
Hold You Tight (1997) - Stanley Kwan - DVD (5.5)
06.24:
Killers (2010) - Robert Luketic - Theatre (2.5)
06.25:
The Furies (1950) - Anthony Mann - DVD (7.0)
06.26:
From Paris With Love (2010) - Pierre Morel - Blu-Ray (4.0)
06.27:
Jonah Hex (2010) - Jimmy Hayward - Theatre (2.0)
I Can Do Bad All By Myself (2009) - Tyler Perry - AVI Rip (4.5)
06.30:
I Shot Jesse James (1949) - Samuel Fuller - DVD (5.0)
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) - David Slade - Theatre (3.5)
Movies Watched in June: 13
July:
07.01:
The Book Of Eli (2010) - Allen & Albert Hughes - Blu-Ray (2.5)
07.02:
Citizen Kane (1941) - Orson Welles - DVD (7.5)
07.03:
Hard Times (1975) - Walter Hill - DVD (3.5)
07.04:
Stagecoach (1939) - John Ford - Instant Watch (7.5)
07.05:
Zombieland (2009) - Ruben Fleischer - Instant Watch (3.0)
07.06:
Mad Max (1979) - George Miller - Instant Watch (5.0)
07.07:
You're Never Too Young (1955) - Norman Taurog - DVD (3.5)
07.08:
The Bachelor And The Bobby-Soxer (1947) - Irving Reis - DVD (5.0)
Bandidas (2006) - Joachim Roenning & Espen Sandberg - DVD (3.0)
07.10:
The Return Of Frank James (1940) - Fritz Lang - DVD (2.0)
Toy Story 3 (2010) - Lee Unkrich - Theatre (4.5)
07.12:
The Road (2009) - John Hillcoat - Blu-Ray (3.5)
07.13:
Metropolis (1927) - Fritz Lang - Theatre (6.0)
07.14:
Bend of the River (1952) - Anthony Mann - DVD (8.0)
07.15:
Joint Security Area (2000) - Chan-Wook Park - DVD (6.0)
07.17:
The Naked Spur (1953) - Anthony Mann - DVD (8.5)
Inception (2010) - Christopher Nolan - Theatre (3.0)
07.19:
Six-String Samurai (1998) - Lance Mungia - DVD (1.5)
07.20:
The Rat King (2010) *Short* - Benjamin Parslow - Streaming (1.5)
07.24:
Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) - John Ford - DVD (7.0)
07.25:
Bottle Rocket (1994) *Short* - Wes Anderson - Streaming (3.5)
07.27:
Despicable Me (2010) - Chris Renaud & Pierre Coffin - Theatre (5.0)
Rosewood (2010) *Short* - Marvin Choi - Streaming (2.0)
07.29:
The Heart of the World (2000) *Short* - Guy Maddin - Streaming (5.0)
Crossroads (2002) - Tamra Davis - DVD (2.5)
07.31:
Empire Of The Sun (1987) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (6.5)
Movies Watched in July: 26
August:
08.04:
What's Your Raashee? (2009) - Ashutosh Gowariker - Instant Watch (6.5)
08.08:
Step Up 3D (2010) - Jon Chu - Theatre (3.5)
08.09:
The Fugitive (1993) - Andrew Davis - Instant Watch (4.5)
08.10:
Dinner For Schmucks (2010) - Jay Roach - Theatre (1.0)
08.11:
Jurassic Park (1993) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (6.0)
08.14:
The Expendables (2010) - Sylvester Stallone - Theatre (3.0)
08.15:
Man Of The West (1958) - Anthony Mann - DVD (8.5)
Crank (2006) - Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor - Blu-Ray (6.5)
Monsters, Inc. (2001) - Pete Docter, David Silverman & Lee Unkrich - Instant Watch (3.5)
08.17:
The Proposal (2009) - Anne Fletcher - Instant Watch (2.0)
08.19:
Wallace & Gromit in 'A Matter of Loaf and Death' (2008) *Short* - Nick Park - Instant Watch (4.5)
08.20:
Seven Men From Now (1956) - Budd Boetticher - DVD (5.5)
Day of the Outlaw (1959) - Andre De Toth - DVD (7.0)
08.22:
Surrogates (2009) - Jonathan Mostow - Instant Watch (3.5)
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) - Edgar Wright - Theatre (6.5)
08.23:
Crank 2: High Voltage (2009) - Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor - Blu-Ray (4.5)
08.25:
Snake Eyes (1998) - Brian De Palma - DVD (8.0)
08.26:
High Noon (1952) - Fred Zinneman - DVD (4.5)
08.28:
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) - Steven Spielberg - DVD (5.0)
08.29:
Decision At Sundown (1957) - Budd Boetticher - DVD (6.5)
Piranha 3D (2010) - Alexandre Aja - Theatre (0.5)
Mary And Max (2009) - Adam Elliot - DVD (4.0)
08.30:
Takers (2010) - John Lussenhop - Theatre (4.5)
Youth In Revolt (2009) - Miguel Arteta - DVD (1.5)
08.31:
Twilight (2008) - Catherine Hardwicke - Blu-Ray (6.5)
Movies Watched in August: 25
September:
09.05:
Hi, Mom (1970) - Brian De Palma - DVD (8.0)
Life During Wartime (2010) - Todd Solondz - Theatre (3.5)
09.06:
The Tall T (1957) - Budd Boetticher - DVD (8.0)
Friday Night Lights (2004) - Peter Berg - DVD (2.5)
09.07:
Blow Out (1981) - Brian De Palma - AVI (7.0)
09.08:
Murder a la Mod (1968) - Brian De Palma - DVD (4.0)
The American (2010) - Anton Corbijn - Theatre (3.0)
Mississippi Mermaid (1969) - Francois Truffaut - Theatre (4.5)
09.09:
Platoon (1986) - Oliver Stone - DVD (5.5)
The Delta Force (1986) - Menahem Golan - DVD (1.5)
09.10:
Border Incident (1949) - Anthony Mann - DVD (5.0)
The Fury (1978) - Brian De Palma - DVD (5.5)
09.12:
Wall Street (1987) - Oliver Stone - Blu-Ray (3.0)
Four Brothers (2005) - John Singleton - DVD (3.5)
09.13:
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) - Paul W.S. Anderson - Theatre (5.5)
09.14:
W. (2008) - Oliver Stone - DVD (4.0)
Women Without Men (2009) - Shirin Neshat - Theatre (4.0)
09.15:
Centurion (2010) - Neil Marshall - Theatre (1.5)
09.16:
Sisters (1973) - Brian De Palma - DVD (6.5)
Gladiator (2000) - Ridley Scott - DVD (1.5)
09.17:
Fred (2010) *Short* - Misha Klein - Theatre (1.0)
A Woman, A Gun And A Noodle Shop (2010) - Zhang Yimou - Theatre (4.0)
09.20:
The Town (2010) - Ben Affleck - Theatre (3.5)
09.22:
The Red Balloon (1956) - Albert Lamorisse - DVD (6.5)
09.23:
Act Da Fool (2010) *Short* - Harmony Korine - Streaming (4.0)
09.24:
Pump Up The Volume (1990) - Allan Moyle - DVD (6.5)
Danger: Diabolik (1968) - Mario Bava - DVD (3.5)
The Aviator (2004) - Martin Scorsese - DVD (4.0)
09.25:
Cremaster 1 (1996) - Matthew Barney - Theatre (3.5)
Cremaster 2 (1999) - Matthew Barney - Theatre (2.5)
09.27:
Rebel Without A Cause (1955) - Nicholas Ray - DVD (8.0)
09.30:
Cremaster 3 (2002) - Matthew Barney - Theatre (6.5)
Movies Watched in September: 32
October:
10.01:
Easy A (2010) - Will Gluck - Theatre (4.0)
10.02:
Doppelganger (2003) - Kiyoshi Kurosawa - DVD (7.0)
10.04:
Aguirre, The Wrath of God (1972) - Werner Herzog - DVD (4.0)
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) - Oliver Stone - Theatre (4.0)
10.06:
The Social Network (2010) - David Fincher - Theatre (3.5)
10.08:
Carrie (1976) - Brian De Palma - Blu-Ray (8.0)
Never Let Me Go (2010) - Mark Romanek - Theatre (2.0)
10.09:
In A Lonely Place (1950) - Nicholas Ray - DVD (6.5)
10.11:
Stagecoach (1939) - John Ford - DVD (8.5)
10.13:
Dirty Harry (1971) - Don Siegel - DVD (4.5)
10.14:
Rebel Without A Cause (1955) - Nicholas Ray - DVD (8.5)
10.15:
Catfish (2010) - Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman - Theatre (3.0)
10.17:
Jackass 3D (2010) - Jeff Tremaine - Theatre (7.0)
On Dangerous Ground (1952) - Nicholas Ray - DVD (7.0)
10.20:
North By Northwest (1959) - Alfred Hitchcock - DVD (4.0)
The Enforcer (1976) - James Fargo - DVD (1.5)
10.21:
Scarface (1932) - Howard Hawks - DVD (7.5)
Notebook On Cities And Clothes (1989) - Wim Wenders - DVD (4.0)
10.27:
The Beyond (1981) - Lucio Fulci - DVD (8.0)
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) - Tod Williams - Theatre (3.5)
The Kid (1921) - Charles Chaplin - DVD (4.5)
10.29:
Macao (1952) - Josef von Sternberg & Nicholas Ray - DVD (5.0)
Movies Watched in October: 22
November:
11.01:
Ugetsu (1953) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (9.0)
Bigger Than Life (1956) - Nicholas Ray - Blu-Ray (6.5)
11.03:
Around a Small Mountain (2009) - Jacques Rivette - Theatre (3.5)
11.04:
Enter the Void (2010) - Gaspar Noe - Theatre (0.5)
11.06:
Vampires Suck (2010) - Aaron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg - AVI Rip (1.5)
Role Models (2008) - David Wain - DVD (5.0)
11.08:
Resident Evil (2002) - Paul W.S. Anderson - Blu-Ray (4.5)
Chungking Express (1994) - Wong Kar-Wai - DVD (4.0)
Sisters Of The Gion (1936) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (6.5)
11.09:
The Baron of Arizona (1940) - Samuel Fuller - DVD (3.5)
11.10:
True Grit (1969) - Henry Hathaway - DVD (2.5)
11.11:
There Will Be Blood (2007) - Paul Thomas Anderson - DVD (4.5)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) - Alexander Witt - Blu-Ray (2.0)
11.14:
2012: Doomsday (2008) - Nick Everhart - DVD (0.5)
11.16:
Osaka Elegy (1936) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (7.5)
11.19:
The Fall Of The Roman Empire (1964) - Anthony Mann - DVD (4.5)
11.20:
Women Of The Night (1948) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (4.5)
11.21:
Ugetsu (1953) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (9.0)
11.22:
Singin' In The Rain (1952) - Stanley Donen & Gene Kelly - DVD (8.0)
The Quick And The Dead (1995) - Sam Raimi - DVD (4.5)
11.27:
The Weather Man (2005) - Gore Verbinski - DVD (5.5)
11.28:
Unstoppable (2010) - Tony Scott - Theatre (3.5)
11.29:
The Gold Rush *w/ Narration* (1925/1942) - Charles Chaplin - DVD (6.0)
The General (1926) - Buster Keaton - DVD (8.5)
Movies Watched in November: 24
December:
12.01:
Flow: For Love Of Water (2008) - Irena Salina - DVD (4.0)
12.02:
Spies Like Us (1985) - John Landis - DVD (3.0)
12.03:
Footlight Parade (1933) - Lloyd Bacon & Busby Berkeley - DVD (7.0)
12.04:
Sansho The Bailiff (1954) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (4.5)
12.06:
Street Of Shame (1956) - Kenji Mizoguchi - DVD (8.0)
42nd Street (1933) - Lloyd Bacon & Busby Berkeley - DVD (8.5)
12.08:
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) - Edgar Wright - Blu-Ray (7.0)
Heartless (2010) - Philip Ridley - Theatre (2.5)
12.09:
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) - Edgar Wright - Blu-Ray (7.0)
Taboo (1999) - Nagisa Oshima - Theatre (6.0)
12.11:
Broken Arrow (1996) - John Woo - DVD (2.5)
12.12:
Repo Man (1984) - Alex Cox - Instant Watch (4.0)
12.13:
State Of Play (2009) - Kevin MacDonald - DVD (3.0)
The Counterfeiters (2007) - Stefan Ruzowitzky - DVD (2.5)
12.16:
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows (2010) - David Yates - Theatre (3.0)
12.19:
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009) - Niels Arden Oplev - DVD (2.5)
12.20:
The Girl Who Played With Fire (2009) - Daniel Alfredson - DVD (2.0)
12.21:
Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933) - Mervyn LeRoy & Busby Berkeley - DVD (8.0)
Anjaana Anjaani (2010) - Siddharth Anand - DVD (5.5)
12.25:
True Grit (2010) - Joel & Ethan Coen - Theatre (4.5)
Dames (1934) - Ray Enright & Busby Berkeley - DVD (7.0)
12.26:
Date Night (2010) - Shawn Levy - DVD (3.5)
12.27:
Easy A (2010) - Will Gluck - DVD (4.0)
12.28:
Gold Diggers of 1935 (1935) - Busby Berkeley - DVD (6.0)
Movies Watched in December: 23
Movies Seen in Theatre: 40
Movies Seen Total: 238
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Movies Watched In 2008
01.03:
I Am Legend (2007) - Francis Lawrence - Theatre (3.0)
01.12:
Juno (2007) - Jason Reitman - Theatre (3.0)
01.18:
Batman: The Movie (1966) - Leslie H. Martinson - Video (6.0)
The Parent Trap (1961) - David Swift - Video (7.5)
01.20:
The Sword in the Stone (1963) - Wolfgang Reitherman - Video (5.0)
01.27:
Untraceable (2008) - Gregory Hoblit - Theatre (3.5)
February:
02.01:
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006/2008) - Lloyd Kaufman - Theatre (3.0)
02.06:
The Little Mermaid (1989) - Ron Clements & John Musker - Video (6.0)
02.06:
The Chipmunk Adventure (1987) - Janice Karman - Video (4.0)
02.08:
Persepolis (2007/2008) - Vincent Paronnaud & Marjane Satrapi - Theatre (5.5)
The Rescuers (1977) - John Lounsbery, Wolfgang Reitherman & Art Stevens - Video (4.0)
02.15:
Cloverfield (2008) - Matt Reeves - Theatre (6.0)
02.20:
Step Up 2: The Streets (2008) - Jon Chu - Theatre (6.5)
2.22:
Diary of the Dead (2008) - George Romero - Theatre (4.5)
March:
03.04:
High School Musical (2006) - Kenny Ortega - Video (5.0)
03.08:
Be Kind Rewind (2008) - Michel Gondry - Theatre (8.0)
03.13:
Caramel (2007/2008) - Nadine Labaki - Theatre (7.0)
May:
05.30:
Iron Man (2008) - Jon Favreau - Theatre (4.0)
July:
07.20:
WALL-E (2008) - Andrew Stanton - Theatre (4.5)
August:
08.02:
The Dark Knight (2008) - Christopher Nolan - Theatre (4.0)
08.09:
Pineapple Express (2008) - David Gordon Green - Theatre (5.0)
08.30:
Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957) - Frank Tashlin - Video (5.5)
My Kid Could Paint That (2007) - Amir Bar-Lev - Video (8.5)
08.31:
Common Wealth (2004) - Alex De La Iglesia - Video (8.5)
September:
09.01:
Swing Time (1936) - George Stevens - Video (7.5)
09.06:
Fargo (1996) - Joel Coen - Video (9.5)
09.16:
Dude, Where's My Car? - Danny Leiner - Video (5.0)
09.18:
27 Dresses (2008) - Anne Fletcher - Video (2.5)
09.20:
Raising Arizona (1987) - Joel Coen - Video (6.5)
09.21:
Miller's Crossing (1991) - Joel Coen - Video (6.5)
09.22:
13 Going on 30 (2004) - Gary Winick - Video (8.0)
Raising Victor Vargas (2002) - Peter Sollett - Video (5.0)
Mean Girls (2004) - Mark Waters - Video (7.5)
09.26:
Be Kind, Rewind (2008) - Michel Gondry - Video (7.0)
09.28:
About a Boy (2002) - Chris & Paul Weitz - Video (7.0)
09.30:
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) - McG - Video (5.5)
October:
10.04:
Barton Fink (1991) - Joel Coen - Video (6.0)
10.10:
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) - Joel Coen - Video (3.5)
10.17:
Hot Fuzz (2007) - Edgar Wright - Video (7.0)
10.23:
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) - Joel Coen - Video (5.0)
Monday, December 31, 2007
Movies Watched In 2007
January:
01.13:
Children of Men (2006/2007) - Alfonso Cuaron - Theatre (8.5)
Comedian (2002) - Christian Charles - Video (4.0)
01.18:
The Curse of the Golden Flower (2006/2007) - Zhang Yimou - Theatre (5.5)
01.22:
Devil's Playground (2002) - Lucy Walker - Video (4.0)
01.24:
Pan's Labyrinth (2006/2007) - Guillermo Del Toro - Theatre (2.0)01.30:Iraq in Fragments (2006/2007) - James Longley - Theatre (3.5)
02.17:
Yesterday Once More (2004) - Johnnie To - Video (5.5)
02.18:
Bus 174 (2002) - Jose Padilha - Video (8.0)
A Little Princess (1995) - Alfonso Cuaron - Video (6.5)
02.27:
Love & Basketball (2000) - Gina Prince-Bythwood - Video (6.0)
March:
03.03:
Black Snake Moan (2007) - Craig Brewer - Theatre (5.5)
03.11:
The Host (2006/2007) - Joon-ho Bong - Theatre (8.0)
03.18:
The Rules of the Game (1939) - Jean Renoir - Theatre (9.0)
April:
04.13:
Grindhouse (2007) - Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino - Theatre (4.0)
04.17:
Cabin Fever (2003) - Eli Roth - Video (6.5)
04.20:
Black Book (2007) - Paul Verhoeven - Theatre (6.0)
04.30:
Casino Royale (2006) - Martin Campbell - Video (6.0)
Hot Fuzz (2007) - Edgar Wright - Theatre (7.5)
May:
05.04:
Spider-Man 3 (2007) - Sam Raimi - Theatre (4.0)
05.09:
Lucky You (2007) - Curtis Hanson - Theatre (3.5)
05.11:
The Black Dahlia (2006) - Brian De Palma - Video (7.5)
05.12:
28 Weeks Later (2007) - Juan Carlos Fresnadillo - Theatre (6.5)
05.13:
Notes on a Scandal (2006) - Richard Eyre - Video (3.0)
05.19:
They Live (1987) - John Carpenter - Video (5.0)
05.24:
28 Days Later (2002) - Danny Boyle - Video (6.0)
05.25:
Friday the 13th (1980) - Sean S. Cunningham - Video (2.5)
05.27:
Blacula (1972) - William Crain - Video (1.5)
05.31:
Slither (2006) - James Gunn - Video (5.0)
June:
06.01:
Knocked Up (2007) - Judd Apatow - Theatre (8.5)
06.02:
Severance (2007) - Christopher Smith - Theatre (3.0)
06.03:
Dhoom 2 (2006) - Sanjay Gadhvi - Video (6.0)
06.10:
Hostel (2005) - Eli Roth - Video (7.0)
Hostel Part II (2007) - Eli Roth - Theatre (4.0)
06.21:
Small Soldiers (1997) - Joe Dante - Video (5.5)
06.24:
Paprika (2007) - Satoshi Kon - Theatre (4.0)
06.29:
The Lives of Others (2006) - Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck - Theatre (3.0)
06.30:
Ratatouille (2007) - Brad Bird - Theatre (5.5)
July:
07.06:
1408 (2007) - Mikael Hafstrom - Theatre (4.0)
07.15:
Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix (2007) - David Yates - Theatre (5.0)
August:
08.01:
Sunshine (2007) - Danny Boyle - Theatre (7.0)
08.04:
Children of Men (2007) - Alfonso Cuaron - Video (8.5)
08.07:
Purple Rain (1984) - Albert Magnoli - Theatre (8.0)
08.08:
Rescue Dawn (2007) - Werner Herzog - Theatre (5.0)
08.18:
Superbad (2007) - Greg Motolla - Theatre (7.0)
08.20:
Clueless (1995) - Amy Heckerling - Video (6.0)
08.24:
Superbad (2007) - Greg Motolla - Theatre (7.0)
08.26:
Knocked Up (2007) - Judd Apatow - Theatre (8.5)
08.31:
Freeway (1996) - Matthew Bright - Video (7.5)
September:
09.01:
Death Sentence (2007) - James Wan - Theatre (3.5)
09.02:
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (2007) - Seth Gordon - Theatre (5.0)
Rumble in the Bronx (1995) - Stanley Tong - Video (8.5)
09.04:
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969) - Sydney Pollack - Video (6.0)
09.05:
25th Hour (2002) - Spike Lee - Video (8.0)
09.06:
Torque (2004) - Joseph Kahn - Video (8.0)
09.07:
Bring It On (2000) - Peyton Reed - Video (5.0)
09.08:
Shoot 'Em Up (2007) - Michael Davis - Theatre (2.5)
09.10:
3:10 to Yuma (2007) - James Mangold - Theatre (5.5)
09.12:
Loves of a Blonde (1965) - Milos Forman - Video (6.0)
09.13:
The Bourne Identity (2002) - Doug Liman - Video (7.0)
The Bourne Supremacy (2004) - Paul Greengrass - Video (3.5)
09.15:
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) - Paul Greengrass - Theatre (5.5)
09.19:
Zodiac (2007) - David Fincher - Video (4.5)
09.24:
Eastern Promises (2007) - David Cronenberg - Video (5.5)
09.25:
Gymkata (1985) - Robert Clouse - Video (5.5)
09.31:
The Simpsons Movie (2007) - David Silverman - Theatre (4.0)
October:
10.01:
Serenity (2005) - Joss Whedon - Video (5.5)
10.07:
Lust, Caution (2007) - Ang Lee - Theatre (8.0)
10.13:
In July (2000) - Fatih Akin - Video (5.0)
10.15:
Memories of Murder (2003) - Joon-ho Bong - Video (8.5)
10.21:
30 Days of Night (2007) - David Slade - Theatre (2.0)
10.23:
Rounders (1998) - John Dahl - Video (4.0)
Ratatouille (2007) - Brad Bird - Theatre (8.0)
10.24:
Crimen Ferpecto (2004) - Alex De La Iglesia - Video (6.5)
November:
11.05:
American Gangster (2007) - Ridley Scott - Theatre (4.0)
11.17:
Snake in the Eagle's Shadow (1978) - Yuen Woo-Ping - Theatre (7.0)
Demons (1985) - Lamberto Bava - Theatre (2.0)
11.24:
No Country for Old Men (2007) - Coen Bros. - Theatre (8.0)
11.30:
The Wizard of Oz (1939) - Victor Fleming - Video (7.0)
City of the Living Dead (1980) - Lucio Fulci - Video (5.5)
December:
12.26:
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) - Jake Kasdan - Theatre (2.5)
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